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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybones
    I tried searching for what JONG stands for, anyone want to help me out?
    It's Germna. Ask Acostiga. He knows.


    He is a German Dentist.

    I am studying Environmental Dentistry. Organic teeth treatments, and such. Yellow is the natural way. Booya
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Missed this thread yesterday - I was a bit distracted by...well that's classified. As a new maggot and jong, just wanted to say hey and welcome. I know only a few of you, and am looking forward to meeting more of you over this hopefully epic season. Grin.

    (btw, the intro: I'm working in urban planning in the city of $^*&#, speak a bit of Chinese, greatly enjoy a good amber ale, and am a boarder learning to ski).
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.

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    I'm a Dental X-ray technician, specializing in retired Pirates.

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    Am I the only pirate left in a sea brimming with ninjas?

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    Virtual dentistry is really the best kind...totally painless.

    Oh, and I really like laughing gas.

    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    I am a samurai!!!!!!

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    Is that like holistic dentistry?
    Looking California, feeling Minnesota.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybones
    I am a samurai!!!!!!
    pfffft. Ninjas kick samurai ass, pirates kick ninja ass, vikings kick pirate ass.

    prepare for a beatdown, samurai-boy.

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    I am still a lowly dental mechanic, studying to someday be a dental technician. Alas that I would have to move to Louisiana. On the other hand, last night I too enjoyed laughing gas and groping the dental assistant. She too was a member. JONG. Now where is that dentist smilie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybones
    Hey, I am at school here in Michigan and I am a premed student with a history and behavioral neuroscience major and chemistry minor. My home is in Chicago, so I dont get a chance to ski out in Utah/Colorado often, but try to get out as often as possible. Good stuff.
    U of M? Who are your neuroscience profs? Doing any undergrad research? Who's lab?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blizzard7763
    Don't dentists have the highest suicide rate of any occupation?
    No. That would be AKPM impersonators.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    I do my own clandestine behavioral neuroscience research every Friday night. The results are encouraging, and predominantly support the conclusion that electronic music coupled with excessively large amounts of amplified sound and beautiful women leads to enhanced pleasure center response in the nucleus accumbens..
    Last edited by Lane Meyer; 12-02-2004 at 11:09 AM.

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    I'm not a dentist. I'm the pool boy that fucks his 25yo wife while he's at work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    I'm not a dentist. I'm the pool boy that fucks his 25yo wife while he's at work
    Thanks, and uh, put it on the Underhill's tab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    U of M? Who are your neuroscience profs? Doing any undergrad research? Who's lab?
    no im at a small private university, Andrews in southwest michigan. I am doing research in neurobio with crickets and looking at how various toxins affect their phonotaxis. good times there. actually can i upgrade to a viking cause my mom is norwegian??

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    I decided that after extensive dentistry training, I was better off being a freelance gynecologist.

    It ain't teeth, but hey - it's a livin'.
    We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca

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    I always wanted to be dentist. Now I just hang out on the island of misfit skiers making toys...
    Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic...

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    I am not a dentist.. but I do play one on TV. That is why you can trust me when I tell you that the new Jong-proof Ass-hat (available in stores now for a low low $29.95+ $103.45 for shipping and handling) is the perfect holiday gift. Order now and I'll even throw in a free chinstrap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frerad
    I am not a dentist.. but I do play one on TV. That is why you can trust me when I tell you that the new Jong-proof Ass-hat (available in stores now for a low low $29.95+ $103.45 for shipping and handling) is the perfect holiday gift. Order now and I'll even throw in a free chinstrap.
    Knock that shipping down to $99.95 and I'm in.

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    Dentist-es, how should I quit chewing tobacco?
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybones
    actually can i upgrade to a viking cause my mom is norwegian??
    Post pictures of your mom and we'll see.

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    theres my mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybones
    no im at a small private university, Andrews in southwest michigan. I am doing research in neurobio with crickets and looking at how various toxins affect their phonotaxis. good times there. actually can i upgrade to a viking cause my mom is norwegian??
    I dated a girl two years ago who went to Andrews.

    (and no, it wasn't that girl.)
    Last edited by FNG; 12-02-2004 at 03:21 PM.
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