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Thread: Maggots Missing Mtn Jibs

  1. #1
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    Exclamation Maggots Missing Mtn Jibs

    So I'm sure that this could be posted in almost every forum- but since this gets the most views, yada yada yada.

    Anyways- Lost a Praxis Mtn Jib on High Rustler post High Boy last year, walked out of the binding, snapped a pole, heard the wolves howling, and didn't spend as much time as I would have liked to digging around for it.

    I would dearly love to be reunited with this ski, as would its partner. I can confirm all the details of said lost equipment if found.

    I'm offering sexual favors, cash donations, quality whiskey, my left nut, or all of the above to be reunited with my lost friend.

    Please, help a maggot out.

    Thank you in advance, if found feel free to reply here, or in a PM.

    Thanks for taking the time to read through this, and helping me spread the word.

    Have a great winter!

    Sincerely,
    Your fellow maggot.

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    Lost Skis

    Reason #27,843 that snowboarding was, is and always will be > skiing.


    Seriously though, good luck. Hope you find it.
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
    the-one-track-mind

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    yes I've never seen a snowboard get away...

    Thanks for the bump anyways, and have fun traversing!

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