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Thread: TO ALL THE UTARDS WHO ARE NIPPLE DEEP THIS MORNING:

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    TO ALL THE UTARDS WHO ARE NIPPLE DEEP THIS MORNING:

    I don't care about your selfish, self-centered "me-me-ME!!" lifestyle. Go git some backside. Go huck some bad news. Go git some Castle. Hell--go get some High Shoulder. Go plant your egotistical asses on some sharp rock in Rus 4. I DON'T CARE. I'm nipple deep in officework right now--HOW D'YA LIKE THAT!? BITCHES!!!? I'M GETTING POST-IT NOTE FACE SHOTS RIGHT AND LEFT!! It's sick down here. I feel bad for you guys. That's all.
    The Griz

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    yeah dude! i got ethics face shots alll over right now! Thank god Kant blessed me with one hell of a dump right now! woo hoo...

    someone kill me please

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    Yeah well, I thought I had dodged a three day seminar as of 6AM this morning...talk about the skiing equivilent of last second kack block...
    Not soliciting business through casual internet associations

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    I'm gonna throw an ill lincon loop off my front steps in about 20 minutes when I walk to English class. All the girlies in the peanut gallery will go
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    Post some pics for the EC crew. We are in desparate need of some stoke right now.
    fighting gravity on a daily basis

    WhiteRoom Skis
    Handcrafted in Northern Vermont
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    I was up this am, first chair, waiting for Bad News to open, took a couple laps on the backside and thought i was going to die...i'm sore from hucking, my knee is swollen and my legs are jello from the last 4 days...i slowly rolled up to the parking lot from a lap in thirds, took my skis off and saw the shoulder open, then proceeded to to cry like a baby, literally.

    I hate my damn knee and all the swelling. That was gonna be me taking that air in bad news. Time to take off a couple days off to get the swelling down again.
    you sketchy character, you

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    stop rubbing it and the swelling will go down. you know how that works.
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

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    Altachic--I heard a teabag on the ole' knee will fix it up in a heartbeat. Paging Dantheman....
    The Griz

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    bc was tough to ski today. windblown was thick. if you weren't on 35 degrees+ then you weren't going to turn. when stopped you sunk to about hip/mid thigh. to remove your skis from the snow you had to backtrack and kick them out. otherwise they weren't coming out. a few slab here and there. i'm too tired to talk about it all. oh yeah, snowbird was cold as cold shit gets. -5 w/o the wind chill. my feet still feel cold and i've been working for the last 7 hours.

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