After skiing a bit this morning, I decided to grab a bacon cheeseburger for the drive home... After the first bite, I started choking and somehow a chunk of it got stuck up in the roof of my mouth, where your nostril comes in. Any ideas on how to get it out??? After 1.5 hours I'm out of ideas.
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Thread: Bacon Cheeseburger help
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11-28-2004, 02:04 PM #1
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Bacon Cheeseburger help
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11-28-2004, 02:07 PM #2
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drink water through your nose......?
It might hurt some but probably won't cause any permanent damage..........
And chew before swallowing.
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11-28-2004, 02:09 PM #3
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yesterday i was riding the bus and i took a big swig of water just when the driver hit the brakes. I'd say i good half cup of water came out my nose and all over my pants so it looked like i pissed myself. obviously i had a great day of work.
as for your problem i am stumped. do some coke?
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11-28-2004, 02:55 PM #4
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well it's gotta go out one end or the other...so either blow the shit out of your nose or try and suck it back into your mouth.
I think there might be something to the coke idea too."I smell varmint puntang."
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11-28-2004, 03:14 PM #5
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LOL
Originally Posted by FNG
that just made me spit water on my keyboard
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11-28-2004, 03:45 PM #6
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do a handstand. turn your head, and cough.
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11-28-2004, 03:48 PM #7
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One day when I was inhailing some spagetti I felt a slight twing in the nose area. Being a pig I kept eating, untill I felt a huge snot in my nose. I grabbed some paper towel and starting blowing my nose. I kept at it and after 5 or so minutes a huge long piece of noodle came out my nose. I was so amazed I went to show everyone.
Blow your nose like whoa.
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11-28-2004, 03:58 PM #8
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out... finally. The whole sucking thing finally got it.
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11-28-2004, 10:10 PM #9
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Id just like to congratulate crashnburned for the most random posting I have ever seen. You have made my night.
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11-29-2004, 02:51 AM #10
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Have you ever lauged while drinking a mouthful of tequilla and have it come out your nose? I swear it's gotta be one of the most painful experiences I've ever had.
Everyone should try it.
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11-29-2004, 05:05 AM #11
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Vodka snorting. The fabled past time of UK university students. Now THAT makes you eyes water!
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11-29-2004, 10:12 AM #12
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That's so 1990s. Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
Vodka snorting. The fabled past time of UK university students. Now THAT makes you eyes water!
It's all about the kamikaze tequila now - lick the salt, squirt the lemon in your eye and snort the tequila. Beware - it normally makes your nose bleed.
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11-29-2004, 10:37 AM #13
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For a manly burn, try snorting lines of wasabi a la Jackass.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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11-29-2004, 10:40 AM #14
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Oh yeah? Well I stab thumbtacs in my eyeballs ALL THE TIME. I'm so hardcore. Who wants to fucking touch me?
"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-29-2004, 11:20 AM #15
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Best Monday morning thread ever.
I have nothing to add to this, other than one time I got part of a sunflower seed stuck in my tonsil, but beyond that, I've had fairly routine eating/drinking experiences.
But carry on - this is good stuff!“Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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11-29-2004, 02:27 PM #16
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Well I guess the ordeal's over. But I was gonna say, if McConkey can slide a piece of spaghetti through his mouth and nose; then I think you can get the bacon out.
"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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11-29-2004, 05:32 PM #17
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I thought it was bacon, but it was actually burger...
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11-29-2004, 05:44 PM #18
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around here it's called a stuntman. snort the salt, squeeze the lemon in your eye, and shoot the tequila. Originally Posted by Mulletizer
That's so 1990s.
It's all about the kamikaze tequila now - lick the salt, squirt the lemon in your eye and snort the tequila. Beware - it normally makes your nose bleed."They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Ben Franklin
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11-29-2004, 05:49 PM #19
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Next time.......
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11-29-2004, 08:44 PM #20
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Originally Posted by KQ
WTF?!?!?!?
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she'd be hot if there wasn't snotwater spilling out of her face.
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11-29-2004, 08:52 PM #21
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11-29-2004, 11:06 PM #22
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But the real question is if you ate the burger once you got it out...
Just ski down there and jump of a somethin' fer cryin' out loud!
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11-29-2004, 11:17 PM #23
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Glad to hear you got the particle out. I'm assuming this was from Welch, in the bacon cheesburger's defense, I think it's a very good burger whom meant no harm what so ever. I've had many Welch burgers in the past and have been very satisfied. Enough so, to ride a lunch tray down chicken........
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11-30-2004, 12:47 AM #24
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My friend met a russian guy in spain who imbibed vodka through his eye. He'd fill up a shot glass, put it up to his eye, and then tilt his head back. The vodka would drain slowly into his sinuses. Slippery cossack sluts. Originally Posted by Mulletizer
That's so 1990s.
It's all about the kamikaze tequila now - lick the salt, squirt the lemon in your eye and snort the tequila. Beware - it normally makes your nose bleed.
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11-30-2004, 12:49 AM #25
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and KQ, nice job on the Robert Earle Keene lyrics. I just saw him in concert a couple months ago.
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