Nothing but cold smoke contrails too signify our presence. Although the cold might send us back to our caves with frostbit feet.
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11-27-2004, 11:03 PM #1
Throwin Dirt
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The Alta Qaeda's gonna terrorize...
Last edited by str8line; 11-27-2004 at 11:28 PM.
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11-27-2004, 11:38 PM #2
click click boom
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I heard phUnk was gonna be there too.
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11-28-2004, 12:01 AM #3
glocal
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It's a holy war. There's a Allah of powder and someone's gonna get it, by Jesus.
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11-28-2004, 01:14 AM #4
sassy
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Str8line leads, I follow.
Originally Posted by truth
vapor lock - bitch.
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11-28-2004, 03:11 AM #5
In van, down by the river
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Salt Lake City, Utah. A local professional skier and photographer, wished to be know as str8line was stopped at an airport security checkpoint and arrested. Mr. Str8line was then trasported from Utah to a prison camp in an undisclosed location where he is being held as an enemy combatent. Str8line demanded his attorney wich he was denied and made several pleads to return to Utah where it is snowing hard. -Associated Press
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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11-28-2004, 11:08 AM #6
click click boom
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I believe the correct spelling is witch. Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
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11-28-2004, 11:15 AM #7
40 Nickels!!!!
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and pleas not pleads Originally Posted by truth
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11-28-2004, 12:02 PM #8
Poopiehead
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combatent? Originally Posted by Theodore
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11-28-2004, 02:49 PM #9
sassy
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Guys, just leave him a loan.
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11-28-2004, 03:19 PM #10
drowning
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A loan you say? Does he need a house or a knew automoblie or something? Originally Posted by phUnk
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11-28-2004, 03:22 PM #11
Versitilier
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You guys are definately assholes.
"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-28-2004, 04:28 PM #12
I'm Melting
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............... Originally Posted by FNG
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.
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11-28-2004, 10:27 PM #13
Kicking Cancer's Ass II
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Latest Update
An unemployed web developer from Salt Lake City turned himself in to the authorities today, claiming to be a member of the well known ski terrorist collective known as Alta Quaeda. The member, who identified himself as phUnk, than demanded to be transferred to the holding facility- known as Camp Icymogul- which an unconfirmed Pentagon source has said is "near a rain soaked, snowless ski area in the mid-Atlantic, possibly New England region".
A spokesperson for the PLCCO, the politcal wing of Alta Quaeda, has issued a statement saying that phUnk is not a member of Alta Quaeda, but some "midget jibber from Snowbird" and that "he probably turned himself in to get in on the naked dogpiles rumored to be going on at Camp Icymogul"
Investigators from the Dept. of Homeland Security have confiscated the computer of phUnk, and found no evidence of Alta Quaeda communications, although they did discover "a shocking amount of lesbian porn" on the suspect's hard drive.
-Reuters"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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11-28-2004, 10:43 PM #14
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Operation Pow Kill
Mission accomplished.
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11-28-2004, 11:09 PM #15
In van, down by the river
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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Hey i didn't write this I copied it from foxnews.com
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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11-29-2004, 11:02 PM #16
Upgraded to JH from LCC
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Originally Posted by str8line
Nothing but cold smoke contrails too signify our presence. Although the cold might send us back to our caves with frostbit feet.
Nice one Gordy, I'm gonna call the alta posse from that now on.Always charging it in honor of Flyin' Ryan Hawks.
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