Alexander

[Jumper Bones]

If you like never-ending epics about gay sex and conquering the world while you're at it, then this is the flick for you.

Seriously.

[altagirl]

With a beginning and ending that are very much like sitting in a boring history class (I've had history professors that were a lot more interesting than Anthony Hopkins managed to be).

I'm all for historical accuracy, but it's uh - a MOVIE. You could throw some plot in there or something beyond the - battle here, guys kissing, battle there... Decent battle scenes, but not much of anything else to pull it together.

It made Troy look damn good in comparison though.

[Jumper Bones]

I'd agree with everything you said, AG.

I'm all about accuracy and fidelity, but some things seemed a little tooo exagerrated.

Also, how the movie jumped all over the place...very disjointed and distracting.

[Plakespear]

If you like never-ending epics about gay sex [sic] then this is the flick for you.

Seriously.

I take it this doesn't mean Angelina and some hot girl on girl action.

[Jumper Bones]

I take it this doesn't mean Angelina and some hot girl on girl action.

no such luck...she plays the biggest and most spiteful, but yet still hot, hag I have ever seen.

such a waste.

in the meantime, Alexander's wife has some tig 'ol bitties....

[Big Blue]

This movie was not good. Not at all good. Why do people who make movies about ancient history have the actors speak in english but with weird accents? I mean, if you're going to loosen the historical accuracy in order to make the language understandable to your audience that's fine. Who wants to see a bunch of people trying to speak ancient greek or egyptian? But what the fuck does a (very fake) russian accent add to the movie. Angelina Jolie may be hot, but she's a terrible fucking actress.