Alta is for Nazis

[k2skier112]

What's more 'Merican than a business running things the way that they want to? Or is Capitalism and personal choice dead now?

[old goat]

Powder skirts under their jackets. So sad to still be living closeted.

How do you know? Did you lift up their jackets to see? #skipatroltoo

And since when have snowboarders been a separate race. I thought they were a separate species.

[telefreewasatch]

How do you know? Did you lift up their jackets to see? #skipatroltoo

And since when have snowboarders been a separate race. I thought they were a separate species.

Best laugh of the day.
Thanks...

[Skrilla Gorilla]

What's more 'Merican than a business running things the way that they want to? Or is Capitalism and personal choice dead now?

My point exactly: I personally choose to ride the lifts at those bumps. But the fucking ski Nazis swoop in with prior restraint. This aggression will not stand.

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[spanghew]

https://youtu.be/KI-8hst0bho

[k2skier112]

My point exactly: I personally choose to ride the lifts at those bumps. But the fucking ski Nazis swoop in with prior restraint. This aggression will not stand.

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Then you would do that with skis on and everyone wins.
Go to Snowbird or Stowe if you need to snowboard. Such easy solutions!

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Then you would do that with skis on and everyone wins.
Go to Snowbird or Stowe if you need to snowboard. Such easy solutions!

No. I would do that on a snowboard. I'm not a member of the privileged whYte elite master race so I don't own skis. Only the ski Nazis are winning at Alta and MRG. You're articulating solutions, but you sound a whole hell of a lot like Neville Chamberlain.

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[singlecross]

Buy a monoski?

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Buy a monoski?

Turn the bindings sideways and sure.

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[singlecross]

What about turning your snowboard bindings forward and carrying ski poles?

[Skrilla Gorilla]

What about turning your snowboard bindings forward and carrying ski poles?

So just give up on Poland is what you're saying...

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[singlecross]

So just give up on Poland is what you're saying...

Yes, I would recommend that you stop trying to invade these places.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Yes, I would recommend that you stop trying to invade these places.

I'm trying to liberate them from the ski Nazis bruh. Me, the allies, and Ike.

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[ill-advised strategy]

This aggression will not stand.

Meh…it’s probably gonna stand though.

[jono]

Meh…it’s probably gonna stand though.

Nate Bargatze's voice is gonna be in my head all day now. Well played sir.

[k2skier112]

Turn the bindings sideways and sure.

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Awww, is skiing too hard for millennials?
There's only 2 ski areas, ("ski areas"), that don't allow snowboards, and all you can focus on is those 2...white privilege much?
You do play a good troll tho, props.

[twat]

i like the monoski up, snowboard down idea very much ; )

how about adding
J VELCROTEK CARBON XT: BLACK EDITION BINDING SYSTEM
?????

you could easily swop positions on your board. depending where you are, or whom you deal with!

interesting i have the problem for your solution.

[old goat]

No. I would do that on a snowboard. I'm not a member of the privileged whYte elite master race so I don't own skis. Only the ski Nazis are winning at Alta and MRG. You're articulating solutions, but you sound a whole hell of a lot like Neville Chamberlain.

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Take it to polyass

My point exactly: I personally choose to ride the lifts at those bumps. But the fucking ski Nazis swoop in with prior restraint. This aggression will not stand.

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Quoting George Herbert Walker Bush is unlikely to win you any points with libs or magas or anyone else.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Awww, is skiing too hard for millennials?
There's only 2 ski areas, ("ski areas"), that don't allow snowboards, and all you can focus on is those 2...white privilege much?
You do play a good troll tho, props.

What year were you born son?

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[Skrilla Gorilla]

Take it to polyass



Quoting George Herbert Walker Bush is unlikely to win you any points with libs or magas or anyone else.

Chances are I know much more about public affairs and politics than most folks on this board bruh...

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[old goat]

Chances are I know much more about public affairs and politics than most folks on this board bruh...

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Who the fuck are you--Donald Trump Jr.? And I'm not your brother.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Who the fuck are you--Donald Trump Jr.? And I'm not your brother.

No. I'm a Phil Scott / Charlie Baker Republican.

And I don't have to call you bruh, son; calm down.

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[old goat]

No. I'm a Phil Scott / Charlie Baker Republican.

And I don't have to call you bruh, son; calm down.

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Those are Republicans who lack sarcasm meters?

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Those are Republicans who lack sarcasm meters?

Maybe?

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[mfcf13]

I'm trying to liberate them from the ski Nazis bruh. Me, the allies, and Ike.

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Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.

Plus, everyone knows that surf nazis are much worse than ski nazis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5IsQKBE4g

Thankfully there are brave people out there, like Leroy's Mama. Otherwise I'd be worried that the world is filled with a bunch of whiny asswipes like Skrilla Gorilla.