Alta is for Nazis

[GPP33]

I can rip one plank or two. The only time pushing 6-8lbs of boots, binders, misery sticks, and skins on each foot is easier than soft boots in MSRs is on some downhill.
I don't have a lot of experience skinning downhill though, or with shinbangers, so take my years of experience with how ever many grains you want.

Did you just suggest snow shoes are better than skins? I assume by MSR you meant MSR snow shoes.......

And I wasn't talking about skinning anyway, if you have to cross flats or do a flat traverse in bounds skis win.

[k2skier112]

Yeah but by that logic transexuals could just keep their penises and be men. They don't IDENTIFY as skiers

Sarcasm right? This may win the award for the most bat shit crazy ingora-tarded comment on all of the interwebs for the year, a year when Trump's been opening his pie hole a lot...

because we all know sliding on snow is as serious as gender issues



Here's how it looks from an outsiders point of view;

Jimmy and Tommy are playing Hotwheels over at at Jimmy's house, both are 6 years old. Tommy comes home crying, and sobbingly tells his mother that Jimmy wont let him play with his firetruck. But, but MOMMY! He wont let me pway wif his fiwertwuck! Mom reply's, but doesn't Jimmy have a lot of Hotwheels you could play with, like the corvette, mustang, dump truck, ambulance, roadster, baja bug, ferrari, bulldozer, ice cream truck, t-bucket, tank, jeep, tri-car, mercedes, cobra, firebird, shadow-jet? Yes, but I WANNA PWAY WIF HIS FIRETRUCK!!!!!! WAAAA, WAAA,WAAAA!!!!!!!!!! C'mon Tommy, he has so many Hotwheels, you could play with, his school bus, gt racer, vw bug, ford coupe, charger, twinmill, you could play with the snake or mongoose. Snif, snif, I WANT THE FIRE TRUCK! But he has the american victory, monza, gremlin grinder, 911, super van, funny car, highway patrol, science frictio, turbostreak, hyperliner, overbored 454, nissan z ,jaded...I wanna play with his firetruck!!!! Tommy stomps off to his room without being able to play with Hotwheels because he a sniffling little crying bitch. Cool story 'eh?

[Bromontana]

Here's how it looks from an aging, mysteriously interested, cunt's point of view;

tl;dr. Cool story 'eh?

[k2skier112]

^^^ i ski and ride, i dont hate snowboards or snowboarders...your point is off target and pointless...

[sb]

Twinmill, that was a fkn kewl car.

[DasBlunt]

keep it going for the old nazi fucks at Alta.

assholes.

[DasBlunt]

bumpily

[kukabuka]

At least in SLC, boarders have plenty of options. Where I grew up (Cincinnati area), Perfect North was the only place within 3 hours of driving, and snowboards were banned. Today, I'd probably be a snowboarder instead of a skiier, but I'm too old to switch now.

[Qmcbrew]

Alta is for skiers!

Those Nazi fucks!!!

[LiveLarger]

Let it go, plenty of good places to both ski and shred.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Let it go, plenty of good places to both ski and shred.

You let it go. Some of us want to shred MRG, DV, and even Alta. BUMP.

[cat in january]

This is like a three post jong bump

You want to board MRG then hike up in the morning. You want to ski Alta, drop in from Snowbird.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

This is like a three post jong bump

You want to board MRG then hike up in the morning. You want to ski Alta, drop in from Snowbird.

What if I'm a person with a disability? How do I get around the ski Nazi guard at MRG's lifts (even that silly one that is just a single seat)? Why are they such national socialists about a monoplank versus dual planks? What does stance have to do with anything?

The answer is that a bunch of German bullies want to have control for very, very stupid reasons. Not very #murrican of them this close to Independence Day.

[Bunion 2020]

Bored Alta

[powderpow]

Alta definitely attracts racists. Don't believe me? Scroll on alta's IG page to this past January when they celebrated the first woman to be elected VP and read through all the backlash they received from their patrons. Or how upper management kept the marketing team from posting anything about the black lives matter protests last summer (while most ski resorts at least acknowledged it). That place is full of crusty old racist white people.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Alta definitely attracts racists. Don't believe me? Scroll on alta's IG page to this past January when they celebrated the first woman to be elected VP and read through all the backlash they received from their patrons. Or how upper management kept the marketing team from posting anything about the black lives matter protests last summer (while most ski resorts at least acknowledged it). That place is full of crusty old racist white people.

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You'd never see that sort of ethnocentric behavior at Magic Mountain or on their social media outlets. I just want to ride the single chair so I can say that the red chair is a better lift and serves gnarlier terrain. But I guess being a lifelong Reagan Republican who snowboards is "too woke" for the ski Nazis at MRG.



And Alta.

[old goat]

Skiing is the sport of crusty old racist white people, or hadn't you all noticed.

[Bunion 2020]

Skiing is the sport of crusty old racist white people, or hadn't you all noticed.

QFT.

For example, ski patrols have crosses on their uniforms, the symbol of white supremacy and they wear hoods on their jackets. What more proof do you need.

[singlecross]

Powder skirts under their jackets. So sad to still be living closeted.

[tuco]

Some of us want to shred MRG, DV, and even Alta. BUMP.

Get some skis


You're welcome!

[detrusor]

Doesn’t snowboarding qualify as a disability?

(Dons flame retardant suit)


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[Shaaarrrp]

Even more insufferable than random Alta idiots posting on instagram is folks highlighting what they're saying as some reflection on anything that matters, especially a ski area.

[powderpow]

Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist.

Cause y'all doing a job at showing off your racism

[Skrilla Gorilla]

[Bunion 2020]

Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist.

Cause y'all doing a job at showing off your racism

That sounds pretty racist if you want to know the truth.