[ and another sfbump for DAS CUNTS bestest thread ever[/QUOTE] Everybody is so stoked on their opinion ....on this one...I agree wih skfbum.... best debate ever;P>S> keep posting more cool pics! whats up blunt....
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Thread: Alta is for Nazis
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09-03-2011, 12:42 PM #251
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ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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09-03-2011, 08:29 PM #252
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YOU COCKSUCKERS!!!!!
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09-03-2011, 09:01 PM #253
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[QUOTE=Alta doesn't allow snowboarding, big fucking deal.QUOTE]
you just have to wait until the end of April to enjoy it...
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09-18-2011, 07:35 AM #254
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"No one cares that you ski Alta"(Solitude Quote)
"Alta's Dumb"(Local Ski Shop Quote)They are NOT Going to recommend this Place...EVER
"Alta is for Skiers that don't have a Bird pass"My Favorite!
"Alta,My Great,Great Gram ma Still Skis there!" YUP
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09-18-2011, 07:37 AM #255
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09-18-2011, 01:15 PM #256
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Snowbird is for pozirs.
Originally Posted by skihost
"No one cares that you ski Alta"(Solitude Quote)
"Alta's Dumb"(Local Ski Shop Quote)They are NOT Going to recommend this Place...EVER
"Alta is for Skiers that don't have a Bird pass"My Favorite!
"Alta,My Great,Great Gram ma Still Skis there!" YUP
httpSometimes pride comes after a fall.
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09-18-2011, 06:39 PM #257
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Sweet....I love Alta
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09-19-2011, 10:12 AM #258
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bad altatude!
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09-19-2011, 10:43 AM #259
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"No one cares you don't ski Alta" - concerned citizen
<timely bump!>Johnny's only sin was dispair
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10-01-2011, 01:07 AM #260
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Bump. This shit is too funny and I blew it and have to pay late-season Bird Highway Robbery price.
"He's out. And you're out, too. And I dont think I'm in, either. No gang!" -Dignan, Bottle Rocket
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10-02-2011, 12:44 PM #261
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i don't get all this talk about the high t.
any gaper can make it to the end of the high t. that shit's played out.Live To Ski!
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10-02-2011, 01:02 PM #262
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thanks for the entertainment while i huff this 40 lb tank... you guys are great
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10-02-2011, 02:42 PM #263
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If they just had a separate snowboard traverse it would be fine. Same stuff happens at dragons back at mammoth. But it is funny when you hit brigton up and they look at you funny cause you have skis. Maybe a snowboard only resort, but for some reason there arent any I wonder why....
I need to go to Utah.
Utah?
Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....
Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues
8, 17, 13, 18, 16, 18, 20, 19, 16, 24, 32, 35
2021/2022 (13/15)
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10-02-2011, 04:12 PM #264
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take a nap at alta
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10-09-2011, 06:05 AM #265
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Party Posse Invades Entry 5 today...This is gonna SUCK!When the bell rings its nappy time
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10-09-2011, 08:36 AM #266
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This thread is like Herpes ! It keeps flaring up when you least expect it or want it and like Herpes there is no cure. Or is there ? Just become a Skier and you will instantly be cured.. "hallelujah and praise the lord its a miracle"
One other medical condition Boarders have with Alta is Cry Baby Neurosis brought about an inability to come to terms with reality. Alta is bad medicine for Boarders but just what the Doctor ordered for Skiers.Last edited by Big Snowballs; 10-09-2011 at 08:50 AM.
Originally Posted by theshredder
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10-09-2011, 09:09 AM #267
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It's always a good time vibing knuckledraggers in the liftline like it's 1989 and then listening to all the bullshit comparisons to Texas lynchings, the holocaust and civil rights. I'm going to score some gopro footage of that shit this season and post it up. It's fucking gold.
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10-09-2011, 10:02 AM #268
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That is reason enough to post again here. Looking forward to the butthurt rants. Originally Posted by powder11
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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10-09-2011, 10:34 AM #269
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Lighten up man! You know it's funny as hell to get dumbasses who think snowboarding is on par with race or religon ranting and raving about shit they don't even understand. I don't really have anything against snowboarders in general, it's become totally mainstream and most nowadays are just average folks who blend in with skiers. I can't help but pick on the ones who still think it's 1989 and are all decked out in clownsuits, hanging around in liftlines checking themselves out and trying to make a lame spectacle of some sort. Originally Posted by DasBlunt
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10-09-2011, 10:39 AM #270
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Wait, that is skiing you are talking about or snowboarding? Originally Posted by powder11
Joking, but I really cannot wait for this footy. bring it on!Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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10-09-2011, 10:56 AM #271
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Monoskis are allowed. Originally Posted by skiballs
Custom hand made Monoskis in Washington. www.whiteknucklemonoskis.com
All things related to Monoskiing www.monoski.net
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10-09-2011, 10:59 AM #272
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LOL!! Lunacy continues. Originally Posted by Mastodon
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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10-09-2011, 11:04 AM #273
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Seriously? LOL? Come on man, what are you 12? Originally Posted by DasBlunt
Custom hand made Monoskis in Washington. www.whiteknucklemonoskis.com
All things related to Monoskiing www.monoski.net
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10-09-2011, 11:08 AM #274
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I seriously laughed out loud at the thought of Monoskis's shralping pow at Alta!! Originally Posted by Mastodon
Serious business, lol!!Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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10-09-2011, 11:13 AM #275
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Good point. I don't discriminate. All snow sliders wearing clownsuits with attitudes get picked on equally. The best is when there is a skier and a snowboarder together sporting the same bullshit image. In that situation, I go after the skier and ask if he thinks he's a snowboarder or something. Typically that is all I have to say. They both bite hook/line/sinker and the barrage of nonsense flows nonstop from there. Childish and immature for sure, but it makes liftline monontany a little more bearable and I'm simply fascinated with the notion that these guys compare what they wear on the snow to a race of people who were murdered. Originally Posted by DasBlunt
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