American Liberals Sneaking Across Border Into Canada

[mntlion]

American Liberals Sneaking
Across Border Into Canada
Illegal Immigrants
Author Unknown
11-24-4


The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada Has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.
The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among Left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O' Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say its not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.
Not real effective," he said. The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals Near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.
A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often Wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.
In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border.
Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.
If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, We get suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are Creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.
I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just cant support them," an Ottawa resident said. How many art-history majors does one country need?"
In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said.
We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."



OK I'm sure this will piss some people off but I found it funny.

I'll go back to ski swap and post some new gear now

[kailas]

You had better lock your borders or you'll end up like this country, going to shit in a hurry.

[DougW]

[QUOTE=mntlion]
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are Creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.

[QUOTE]

There are "good" Sarandon movies other than Rocky Horror?

[BC_Mike]

you mean like this?
http://www.savesaltspring.com/shilling.html

[Trackhead]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[climb2ski]

The capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, aye comrade?

[Plakespear]

There are "good" Sarandon movies other than Rocky Horror?

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2...lldurham_i.jpg

[Tippster]

There are "good" Sarandon movies other than Rocky Horror?

Oh, yes. Check this movie out if you get the chance:
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/catherine....uve/hunger.jpg
The Hunger

She's got a great girl/girl scene with Catherine Deneuve.

Sarah Roberts (Sarandon): What's that piece you're playing?
Miriam Blaylock(Deneuve): It's "Lakme" by Delibes. Lakme is a Brahmin princess in India, she has a slave named Malika.
Sarah Roberts: Malika...
Miriam Blaylock: In a magical garden they sing how they follow the stream to its source, gliding over the water.
Sarah Roberts: Is it a love song?
Miriam Blaylock: I told you, it was sung by two women.
Sarah Roberts: It sounds like a love song.
Miriam Blaylock: Then I suppose that's what it is.
Sarah Roberts: Are you making a pass at me, Mrs. Blaylock?
Miriam Blaylock: Miriam.
Sarah Roberts: Miriam.
Miriam Blaylock: Not that I'm aware of, Sarah.
[Sarah smiles, shakes her head, and then spills wine on her top]

http://www.peoples.ru/art/cinema/act.../deneuve_1.jpg
Deneuve - so hot.

[mr_gyptian]

The capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, aye comrade?

Heh,


"The first indication came when the falling price of computers crossed the point where the average programmer could afford to own a computer capable of producing the code from which he typically earned his living. This meant that, for the first time since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, the ownership of the most critical tool of production in the most critical industry of the world's leading economy was readily affordable by the individual worker. Throughout the first three decades of the Information Age, the individual worker was still dependent on his employer for his means of production, just as any textile worker in Manchester or Lawrence was in 1840.

Suddenly, this changed. Now it is as if a steelworker could afford his own blast furnace or rolling mill, an automobile worker his own assembly line. By strict Marxist definitions, capitalism ended sometime in the early 1990s. This is a development that has not received adequate attention."

From James C. Bennett's new book "The Anglosphere Challenge"

[Game Over]

By strict Marxist definitions, capitalism ended sometime in the early 1990s.

By strict definition we happen to be a military dictatorship and you are a bitch.

[EPSkis]

By strict definition we happen to be a military dictatorship and you are a bitch.

Whose quote is that?

[Game Over]

Whose quote is that?

a poly sci major friend's professor. Here at u of o. I had all the papers on it till just the other day...really intresting.

BAsically, in a tiny tiny nutshell; with the President being able to declare anyone a enemy combatiant and take away thier rights to due process, we are dictatorship based on the power of the military, cause congress gave him war authorization witch is controll over the military.

[Game Over]

^^^^^^^^^

that was post 666....spooky.

edit--and the bitch part, you can quote me.

[PlayHarder]

a poly sci major friend's professor. Here at u of o.

Wow, what a reputation Mr_G is developing. Even poli-sci profs are calling him a bitch.

Edit: Damn, you burned me with your edit.

[mr_gyptian]

That is a tiny nutshell.

I'm surprised a Bush/Hitler comparison couldn't fit in.

No doubt that theory is widely believed in Eugene. Home of the 80 shades of pinko commy professorship.

[Game Over]

sorry man,
im sure they (professors) would not have to call him a bitch. He makes himself look bad enuf tryin' to debate using only misinformation and spin. A class with Mr. G and Blurred in it where there is a lot of political discussion would be a riot. But I highly doubt they would have the balls to stand up and voice thier opinion, and Im sure they wont have the arguments to back thier opinion.

[Game Over]

That is a tiny nutshell.

I'm surprised a Bush/Hitler comparison couldn't fit in.

No doubt that theory is widely believed in Eugene. Home of the 80 shades of pinko commy professorship.

bla bla bla...guess the commies wrote the encylopedia too.

A military dictatorship is a form of government wherein the political power resides within the military; it is similar but not identical to a stratocracy (http://wiktionary.org/wiki/Transwiki:Stratocracy), i.e., a state ruled directly by the military. Like all dictatorships, a military dictatorship may be official or unofficial, and as a result may not actually qualify as stratocratic (some military dictators, like Manuel Noriega, are nominally subordinate to the civil government). Mixed forms also exist, where the military exerts a very strong influence without being entirely dominant.


Augusto Pinochet (sitting) was an army general who led a military coup in Chile in 1973.The typical military dictatorship in Latin America is ruled by a junta (derived from a Spanish word which can be translated as "conference" or "board"), or a committee composed of the military's most senior leadership. Other military dictatorships are entirely in the hands of a single officer, usually the senior army commander. In either case, the chairman of the junta or the single commander may often personally assume office as head of state.

In the Middle East and Africa military governments more often came to be led by a single powerful autocrat. Leaders like Idi Amin, Muammar al-Qaddafi, and Gamal Abdul Nasser worked to develop a personality cult and became the face of the nation inside and outside their countries.

Most military dictatorships are formed after a coup d'état has overthrown the previous government. One very different pattern was the one followed by Saddam Hussein's regime in Iraq, which began as a one-party state, but over the course of its existence turned into a military dictatorship (as its leaders donned uniforms and the military became closely involved in the government).

In the past, military juntas have justified their rule as a way of bringing political stability for the nation or rescuing it from the threat of "dangerous ideologies". In Latin America the threat of communism was generally used, while in the Middle East danger from Israel and later Islamic fundamentalism proved an important motivating pattern. Military regimes tend to portray themselves as non-partisan, as a "neutral" party that can provide interim leadership in times of turmoil, and also tend to portray civilian politicians as corrupt and ineffective. One of the almost universal characteristics of a military government is the institution of martial law or a permanent state of emergency.

Although there are exceptions, military regimes usually have little respect for human rights and use whatever means necessary to silence political opponents. A military regime is also rarely willing to leave power unless forced to by popular revolt, whether active or imminent.

Latin America, Africa, and the Middle East have been common areas for military dictatorships. One of the reasons for this is the fact that the military often has more cohesion and institutional structure than most of the civilian institutions of society.

Military dictatorships can be contrasted with other forms of dictatorship. For example, in most current and historical communist states, the center of power exists in civilian party officials, and very careful measures (such as political officers and frequent rotations) are taken to prevent the military from exercising independent authority.

Since the 1990s, military dictatorships have become less common. Reasons for this include the fact that military dictatorships no longer have much international legitimacy, as well as the fact that many militaries having unsuccessfully ruled many nations are now inclined not to become involved in political disputes. Furthermore, the end of the Cold War and the collapse of the Soviet Union made it more difficult for military regimes to use the threat of communism as justification for their actions, or to gain support from foreign sources.

As the Cold War began to wind down, military regimes throughout Latin America were replaced with democracies. In the Middle East, regimes such as those of Syria and Egypt that were once clearly military dictatorships have switched to other forms of despotism.

edit-with the patriot act.....think about it.

[mr_gyptian]

so the coup d'etat was Florida.

Haliburton is running our country.

The Bush Family and the bin Ladens are in bed together.

Karl Rove is Herman Goering.

Bush is Hitler.

Steepconcrete, what else am I missing at the "movement" meetings?

It must really suck to finally realize that George Bush wasn't so much re-elected because every single Bush voter agreed with 100% of his beliefs or policies. But that they voted against Liberal arm of the Democrat party Deaniac's like yourself.

Here's a funny quote by Karl Rove at the Clinton Library the other day.

"Offstage, beforehand, Rove and Bush had had their library tours. According to two eyewitnesses, Rove had shown keen interest in everything he saw, and asked questions, including about costs, obviously thinking about a future George W Bush library and legacy. "You're not such a scary guy," joked his guide. "Yes, I am," Rove replied. Walking away, he muttered deliberately and loudly: "I change constitutions, I put churches in schools ..." Thus he identified himself as more than the ruthless campaign tactician; he was also the invisible hand of power, pervasive and expansive, designing to alter the fundamental American compact"

He was probably kidding, or not..

[Game Over]

what the fuck are you talking about....your post has NOTHING to do with the subject. this is not a right/left issue, and it is obviously over your head.

my mistake for even trying to discuss something with you.

[DougW]

I just thought it was funny.... mtnlion's piece. And ok Bull Durham was good .. well ok...but then again I was trying to make a funny ... guess not so much.. never mind.

[PlayHarder]

I just thought it was funny.... mtnlion's piece. And ok Bull Durham was good .. well ok...but then again I was trying to make a funny ... guess not so much.. never mind.

I liked Thelma and Louise.

[mntlion]

I just thought it was funny.... mtnlion's piece.

me too. oh well I'll just stay in ski swap world ......

fat brakes anyone??

[eldereldo]

Apparently there are many people who are unable to recognise something as satire, and just enjoy it as such.

[Game Over]

Apparently there are many people who are unable to recognise something as satire, and just enjoy it as such.

what a sad, sad world.

I enjoyed it mntloin

[bdog]

Most excellent my soon to be Canadian Brotha'.