Wasatch Conditions 10-11

[Johnny Deep]

PLEASE STOP BRAGGING. I love this place too much to see you all cunt it up with this nonsense.

Spewing location after location and posting your video and pics disguised as backcountry observations is nothing more than vanity.

Can't you all STFU and ski? The skiing has been great! Isnt that enough? EVERYONE who wants to ski is out SKIING.

You bitch and moan about 'the pen' and the gapers you pass on the skinner, yet blog. Don't you see it is your actions that are the cause?

How many views is this thread up to?

What are you talking about? Solitude is so secret, no one really even knows it's there (If you only knew). And this is something that is on a map!@!

[ectreeskier11]

yo LH you been looking at this little storm at all?

[Johnny Deep]

Say something good about it!

[thebirdhunter]

Sorry I haven't been around the last couple days but I've been too busy turkey hunting and fishing to respond to your BS.

OK maybe Liam isn't a moron, just overly cautious IMO. All I know is after he left the Bird, the mountain was getting open a hell of a lot faster then when he was there. Now he's in charge of the road.

You guys are a bunch of selfrightous too cool douche bags.

You complain about the "Pen", but I suppose back when you skied the "Pen" it was cool.

That one little boy talks about all the people on Superior, You were up there too you little bitch! And you make it sound like you were the cool one up there and every one else was a Gaper.

That Jong talking about passing the Gaper/Bro train up Grizzly, what a fucking cunt, but I suppose back when you were in that Gaper/Bro train it was cool then.

SFB, we all know your too cool to ski the LCC because you've told us dozens of times. but in your defense, I completely understand the too cool for something thing. Because I'm too cool to fish that cluster fucked out river of the incredible shrinking fish that you love some much. How do know i'm just a tram monkey and unable to make my own snow safety choices? Oh I know, because I don't post about it on TGR. I forgot post counts on TGR = BC knowledge and skill.

I was skiing the Wasatch BC when you little eastcoast bitches were still sucking off your mama's tits.

Oh and BTW Alx88, POV on a stick is fucking gay!

I'm out. Never to post on this site again. All you "I'm too cool for everyone else" bitches have cunted up TGR.

[Skidog]

I'm out. Never to post on this site again. All you "I'm too cool for everyone else" bitches have cunted up TGR.

And cue the crickets..who gives a fuck if you post anywhere on the internet ever again...? Not anyone here...

[Trackhead]

I love this thread and all the vagina's posting in it.

[brutah]

wow.... dude's panty's are in bunch!

I love skiing superior! it's one of the best runs in the wasatch and its always super fun going up the morning after a big snowfall with everyone. its always a party up there seeing people you haven't seen in awhile and talking to people that are super stoked to ski superior for the first time! and just talking to people that are skiing it for the 100th time. last monday my buddy and I sat up there for a full hour, waiting for a friend, giving up our tracks to others, people telling us "there are no friends on powder days," passing out coffee to people as they finished the hike and sharing good times with new friends! it was awesome!

Grizzly Gulch is awesome too! I love skiing patsy marley, that's another classic, i don't care if it is sidecountry, 2000' of perfect pitch skiing, yes please sign me up!

I don't know about anyone else here, but i've been pulling out fingernails at work this week, just itchin to go skiing again! I can't wait for this weekend! God I love to ski! this cubicle is killing me! Probably start blowing up my friends' phones this afternoon with requests to go ski something on friday. I just can't wait to click in......

skiing is really fun. sorry i blogged about this weekend and posted the names of what i skied. I was really stoked when I found out that we did end up finding and skiing B&H on sunday and then I was even more stoked to ski with one of my favorite people to ski with on monday and down such a classic line! I was really excited when i saw the photo Mark H got of me on said line! I couldn't keep my dick in my pants, i had to pull it out on the interwebz and wave it all around for ya'll to see..... maybe you'd understand this if you had been out this past weekend.

BTW.... SFB isn't it still a little early to be putting plants in the garden IMO. My advice for gardeners in salt lake valley is to greenhouse your plants and transfer them into the ground on may 1st. average last frost in the valley is sometime in late april, shit i bet it snows down here tonight!

now back to me fantasizing about what i'm gonna ski this weekend

[ectreeskier11]

yo BRUTAH what were you on that day on supe? we skied it monday too, probably saw you on the way up.

[brutah]

yo BRUTAH what were you on that day on supe? we skied it monday too, probably saw you on the way up.

I ski 4FRNT EHP with fritchi freerides.

I was on the summit the past two mondays (april 4th and 11th). April 4th was the day we hung out for awhile, but we showed up a little late for the show. was that you putting in the booter on the 11th? I saw red DPS's and I thought that could be you, if so props!

[icelanticskier]

wow.... dude's panty's are in bunch!

I love skiing superior! it's one of the best runs in the wasatch and its always super fun going up the morning after a big snowfall with everyone. its always a party up there seeing people you haven't seen in awhile and talking to people that are super stoked to ski superior for the first time! and just talking to people that are skiing it for the 100th time. last monday my buddy and I sat up there for a full hour, waiting for a friend, giving up our tracks to others, people telling us "there are no friends on powder days," passing out coffee to people as they finished the hike and sharing good times with new friends! it was awesome!

Grizzly Gulch is awesome too! I love skiing patsy marley, that's another classic, i don't care if it is sidecountry, 2000' of perfect pitch skiing, yes please sign me up!

I don't know about anyone else here, but i've been pulling out fingernails at work this week, just itchin to go skiing again! I can't wait for this weekend! God I love to ski! this cubicle is killing me! Probably start blowing up my friends' phones this afternoon with requests to go ski something on friday. I just can't wait to click in......

skiing is really fun. sorry i blogged about this weekend and posted the names of what i skied. I was really stoked when I found out that we did end up finding and skiing B&H on sunday and then I was even more stoked to ski with one of my favorite people to ski with on monday and down such a classic line! I was really excited when i saw the photo Mark H got of me on said line! I couldn't keep my dick in my pants, i had to pull it out on the interwebz and wave it all around for ya'll to see..... maybe you'd understand this if you had been out this past weekend.

BTW.... SFB isn't it still a little early to be putting plants in the garden IMO. My advice for gardeners in salt lake valley is to greenhouse your plants and transfer them into the ground on may 1st. average last frost in the valley is sometime in late april, shit i bet it snows down here tonight!

now back to me fantasizing about what i'm gonna ski this weekend

now that!^^^^^^^^^^^is healthy possitive stuff! like a breathe of fresh air.

enjoy your next ski day, i can't imagine you not enjoying any ski day.

rog

[smuggs]

bunch of vaginas! fucking dawn patrollers getting up early and beating me to my line! what bitch ass closes the road of 280 slide paths when it snows a foot with 80 mile an hour winds! who actually sets the booter up superior with 180 inch base! people that blog better than skin apparently.

this thread is a 180 from last season. i guess thats what happens now that papa trackhead isnt setting the skinner to an '11k east facing slope' for the rest of the wasatch crybabies to follow the next day.

just kidding mostly.

[wra]

I could give a good fuck less who the coolest skier in the wasatch since the invention of the internet is these days but, think Liam is the best since Sandahl and Lev.

[truth]

I've been thinking about doing some raised box gardening this year. I guess it's time to get to it.

Homo

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[Johnny Deep]

I love this thread and all the vagina's posting in it.

They say yours looks like chewed gum.

[Trackhead]

They say yours looks like chewed gum.

Meat curtains, like the shit at the butcher shop, but packed full of sand.

[paj]

Roast Beef pussy?

[ectreeskier11]

don't think i saw ya, but i was there on the 4th, that was my first day out on the DPS'. could be good for another one in the next couple days.

[Johnny Deep]

Meat curtains, like the shit at the butcher shop, but packed full of sand.

[Trackhead]

My Observation:
Would have been great skiing today, I'm sure. But I showed up with two left boots, literally.

Lesson learned:
When everyone has the same damn boots, make sure your buddy doesn't go home with two rights, or you'll be left with two lefts, and not touring.

[TeleThor]

My Observation:
Would have been great skiing today, I'm sure. But I showed up with two left boots, literally.

Lesson learned:
When everyone has the same damn boots, make sure your buddy doesn't go home with two rights, or you'll be left with two lefts, and not touring.

Pink tassles on the buckles should do the trick to help you tell them apart from your buddy's.

[Xover]

My Observation:
Would have been great skiing today, I'm sure. But I showed up with two left boots, literally.

Lesson learned:
When everyone has the same damn boots, make sure your buddy doesn't go home with two rights, or you'll be left with two lefts, and not touring.

^ that is priceless!! Oh, and yes, the skiing was awesome with narry a soul around since my confidant Liam closed the road early this afternoon to shoot mid-canyon

[Trackhead]

Pink tassles on the buckles should do the trick to help you tell them apart from your buddy's.

That won't work because all my bro's have pink tassles on their boots already. We've argued round and round, but nobody wants to get rid of their precious pink tassles. I might move to purple.

[zion zig zag]

Today was awesome. You should have manned up and made it work TH!

[Slaag Master]

yesterday - 4-14 - was sweet knee deep blower! not much competition for untracked - a bus load of tourists that avoided anything ungroomed!? after 6 hours i gave up and called the mountain the winner - again

[brutah]

observation #1: raccoon eyes are so two thousand and LATE! its all about the headband sunburn in 2011! (or at least that's what the white stripe on my forehead thinks)

observation #2: North aspects above 8000' skied suburb until about 1 o'clock when we exited.

observation #3: it was sunny and warm today, think crusty tomorrow (if it freezes)

observation #4: West facing aspects have a nasty 1-3" breakable and sometimes unbreakable crust. one coulior at the top of mineral fork at this aspect was filled with frozen chunder and ice, and did not make for a pleasant descent.

overall, it was a grandiose day to be out today.

that is all