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Thread: I am not going to Utah.

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    I am not going to Utah.

    And I will not be at Solitude this weekend. And I will not be there for Solisunday with my kid.

    At ten o'clock.

    I won't be there, don't look for me, I'll be three thousand miles away.

    There's no way I can jinx this.

    I won't be there.

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    Thumbs up

    Nothing to see here.

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    Uh oh, do I need to make some changes to the forecast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Baron
    Uh oh, do I need to make some changes to the forecast?
    NO.

    I won't be there. I won't be anywhere near the bottom of whatever the name of that chair is at 10:00 Sunday, trust me on this. There's no way I could jinx this, because I won't be there.

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    well, that settles it. I'll be climbing in California. No roadie for me.

    Edit:

    Oh, wait, icejynx, er, man won't be there? Oh, ok, possible roadie back on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    NO.

    I won't be there. I won't be anywhere near the bottom of whatever the name of that chair is at 10:00 Sunday, trust me on this. There's no way I could jinx this, because I won't be there.
    Whew, good thing you're not going to be there 10 on Sunday, that's way too early for me. Being as how you're not going to be there I'll have to lay off the video games and make sure I'm not there at 10.

    BobMc

    PS, It's Eagle

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    When are you going to not come to Seattle?
    "Girl, let us freak."

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    Ice, don't got f*ckin' up my forecast...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc
    Whew, good thing you're not going to be there 10 on Sunday, that's way too early for me. Being as how you're not going to be there I'll have to lay off the video games and make sure I'm not there at 10.

    BobMc

    PS, It's Eagle
    We could not make some laps at Eagle (thanks) and you could not call me on my cellie to tell me when you won't be there. Since I won't be there, 10:00 is not written not in stone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
    When are you going to not come to Seattle?
    hmmm....can't figure out the joke on this one.

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    Good. I won't be expecting that "Rightbackatcha" phonecall, then.

    Oh, and don't have fun. Good thing you won't git sum for the DC crew.

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    I promise, I won't.

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    hey ec crew can we take up a collection to send Iceman somewhere? We need some snow out here
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    Were screwed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by laseranimal
    hey ec crew can we take up a collection to send Iceman somewhere? We need some snow out here
    Snow in DC don't help us

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    Quote Originally Posted by powderwhore
    Were screwed!
    No no no, you're fine, I'm not going to be there, I would never do that to you guys, I'm not going to Utah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    No no no, you're fine, I'm not going to be there, I would never do that to you guys, I'm not going to Utah.
    You better not be there. And you better not PM me and get my cell phone number. And you sure as hell better not eat dinner with me one night. And I'll be damned if you come over to the cliff club and join us in the hot tubs with martinis.

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    Huh. Be that way. I'm not going to not PM you right now.

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    Oh wow.

    I am about to shutdown my computer, get a taxi to the airport, grab a 20 hour flight into utah, phone in sick for the next week and ski with all of you guys except iceman this weekend.

    Can't believe my luck. I knew there was a reason I brought my passport to work today.
    Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.

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    we need to buy him a plane ticket to utah from Manchester. That way he'll spread the curse first, then the blessing as he rolls out of the tarmac in manchvegas. I've got 10 bucks for the pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shamrockpow
    Snow in DC don't help us
    Heh, it should never snow here, it just screws things up and there's no upside except that things look pretty for about six hours.

    But I'm not going to not complain about DC weather right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
    When are you going to not come to Seattle?
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    hmmm....can't figure out the joke on this one.
    Can't never figgur out that fancy lawyer talk.

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    I'm not unglad I didn't not unhear that this might not have happened. I'll not be unsure to undo the opposite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    And I will not be at Solitude this weekend. And I will not be there for Solisunday with my kid.

    At ten o'clock.

    I won't be there, don't look for me, I'll be three thousand miles away.

    There's no way I can jinx this.

    I won't be there.
    I'll arrive at Solitude at about 7:00 p.m. on Wednesday. I'll be skiing everyday until Sunday at about 1:00. I'll be skiing with my wife and three daughters. Hopefully I will meet up with BobMc, Trekscow, McDaddy or some others and ski with them also. I'll look for you anyway unless the snowfall is so dense it would be useless. You will be remembered and praised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
    I'm not unglad I didn't not unhear that this might not have happened. I'll not be unsure to undo the opposite.
    I lost track after the sextuple negative. I think there were 10 negatives in two sentences.

    Abso-fuckin-lutely amazing.

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