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  1. 11-25-2004, 02:07 AM #26
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    A guy walks into a bar and says "I just found out my girlfriend used to be a bukkake queen."
    Other guy says, "And..."
    First guy says, "I get kind of squirmy when I kiss her."

    So, how did the oxen climb up the cliff, grasshoppa?
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  2. 11-25-2004, 02:37 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sluff Vertigo
    What's a guy with 'slut' is his name doing comin on here all guilty that he might have lowered the bar?
    doesn't have to do with lowering the bar or the standards. It's just a situation that i've never dealt with before and the person i am dealing with is quite an amazing person and the last thing i want to do is simply "dog" her.
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  3. 11-29-2004, 10:16 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    So, how did the oxen climb up the cliff, grasshoppa?
    Master, the ox is slow, but the earth is patient.



    powslut,

    What happens if your relationship turns out to be like that of Sprite's uncle? I can think of worse things in life than spending your time with the woman you describe. If all else fails, you can't have too many friends.

    Mmmm, fondue.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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  4. 11-30-2004, 12:45 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget
    If all else fails, you can't have too many friends.
    Spoken like a sage, IG.
    It sounds like you found a woman you respect, powslut.
    Hang out with your new friend and do your best to part friends.
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  5. 12-14-2004, 11:09 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by powslut
    is it in any way shape or form morally reprehensible or wrong to be sleeping/seeing/dating someone who is 13 years your senior? Been grappling with this question for a few days.

    Pros of the situation:
    -shes hot and doesn't look like she's in her late 30's
    -ripped stomach
    -ass of teenager
    -good biker and loves touring
    -mentality doesn't match her age

    Cons:
    -she's old
    WHY would you even be asking such an ignorant question?
    Calmer than you dude
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  6. 12-14-2004, 11:16 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by powslut
    Cons:
    -she's old
    Late 30's is old? Uh oh...I"m screwed!
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  7. 12-15-2004, 09:01 AM #32
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    Grab it while you can.

    She'll get tired of you in no time. With the possible exception of making the beast with two backs, you're probably already short timer. And there is nothing wrong with that.
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  9. 12-15-2004, 04:20 PM #34
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    No shit.

    But she migfht appreciate you bringing a friend by to up her pleasure level and, wtf, you can do the maggotly thing for a bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    ... you can do the maggotly thing for a bro.
    "Hello sweetheart, I like you to meet my maggot friend."
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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  11. 12-15-2004, 10:50 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdy2ski
    Late 30's is old? Uh oh...I"m screwed!
    If you are a cougar, then yes you are, and as much as you want.
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