The Keanu Reeves Quote Thread (nsr)

[phUnk]

if i have learned one thing about him, it is that he has a fear of redundancy. but i'm just one man, with no keanu quotes to share.

confirm/deny

[mildbill.]

just logging in to confirm that he does have a fear of redundancy, and that I am just one man with no keanu quotes to share, who is easily entertained.

[basom]

i have never been more afraid in my entire life. thanks alot you fuckwads.

[Woodsy]

you guys are focusing on the charecters focus on the man, man.

On his reputaion as a bo hunk:

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
Keanu Reeves

On his musical sidebars

I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free beer.
Keanu Reeves

AND

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
Keanu Reeves

whoa

[hoarhey]

100's of times over the course of the Matrix trilogy

I DON'T KNOW

Keanu aka "Neo"

[vinzclortho]

Ju Jitsu.....I'm going to learn............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................................Ju Jitsu?

[Lane Meyer]

Shoot the hostage.

And finally, Bullet wins with a time of ~5.5 hours.

I once spent an entire 8 hour shift at Squaw working the info booth writing Keanu quotes on a dry-erase board and giving out "I ski/snowboard Squaw" stickers to tourists that could fill in the blanks. Sad what one can do to fill non-powder days.

[AntiSoCalSkier]

And finally, Bullet wins with a time of ~5.5 hours.

I once spent an entire 8 hour shift at Squaw working the info booth writing Keanu quotes on a dry-erase board and giving out "I ski/snowboard Squaw" stickers to tourists that could fill in the blanks. Sad what one can do to fill non-powder days.

Wow!

I guess "We Care" is more than just a corporate slogan!

[phUnk]

Shoot the hostage.

Can I use that?

[wookalar]

to drop a little science...Canoe is my 3rd cousin by marriage...my great aunt married his dad about 10 years ago....

my uncle went and invited himself to stay with them when he showed up in hawaii a few years back. Said he was stoned the entire time....


I await your adoration....


bullet- when did you sell tix at squaw? I did from 95 to 98

[basom]

well, we all asumed the shoot the hostage was Implied, at least i did. and i have a fear of redundancy.

Shoot the hostage.

And finally, Bullet wins with a time of ~5.5 hours.

ahem.........

[bad_roo]

And finally, Bullet wins with a time of ~5.5 hours.

WHOAH! BULLET TIME!
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[Mcwop]

I met Keanu at the same bar that I met my wife. So here is the story:

We are sitting up at the bar, when my wife says: "Hey, that is Keanu Reeves benhind us". He was in town filming the smash hit "The Replacements"

A friend that was with us decided to start yelling Keanu quotes at the back of his head - "There's a Bomb on the bus!", and other favorites.

So, my wife decides to get an auotgraph for the nurses back at work, and she approaches Keanu. He asks how she wants it made out. She told him to make it out the the Mercy Hospital intensive care unit nurses. He seemed confused. She repetaed to just make it out to the "Mercy ICU Nurses".

He signs the napkin, and I ask my wif to see it. It reads:

"Mercy, I see you. Keanu Reeves"