Just sittin' in the Office, marking Time

[Tippster]

...waiting for the Holidays to start. I see I'm not alone.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Umm, yeah. Didn't you get the memo? We're asking everyone to put the new cover sheets on their TPS reports, and you see, well, you didn't put the new cover sheet on your TPS report. So, yeah, I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Thursday. Mmm kay? That would be greeeeeat. Thanks a million.




Oh, and Tippster, yeah, I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday, too. Mmm kay?

[A-wreck]

work sucks

[HotTate]

-Any relation to the pop singer?
-He's pretty good i guess.
-You're god damn right he is! I celebrate his entire catalog.

-I see you've been missing quite a bit of work lately
-I wouldn't say i've been MISSING it

[bagtagley]

I had a ton of shit to do yesterday and today, yet somehow all I've managed to do is hang out on this board. I can leave whenever I want too, but I can't seem to get the motivation to drive home. So, I'm using "work" as an excuse to stay a little longer.

[p-tex]

YES, if I was any more bored, I'd be dead. Absolutley nothing going on at the office and my boss does not condone "working from home". I can't even invent anything fun to do today. At least I'm hungover, so I did have a little fun last night. One guy just stopped by to ask me about skiing and said "Wow, you look worn out." Guess it's pretty obvious that I'm tired/hungover.

[HotTate]

I think this may be a cure for office bordem. Couls someone tell me what this guys deal is? http://tetongravity.com/forums/newre...te=1&p=272173#

http://game.the-edg.net/indy.swf

[Tippster]

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Veteran newsman Dan Rather, embroiled in a recent journalism scandal about President Bush's service in the National Guard during the Vietnam War, will resign in spring 2005 as CBS network's top news anchor, the network said on Tuesday.

CBS said Rather will remain as a correspondent for the news magazine show "60 Minutes."

[Tippster]

http://www.cafepress.com/grilledmary/

Cheese Sandwich Bought for $28,000


Nov 23, 10:41 AM (ET)

MIAMI (Reuters) - An online casino won the eBay bidding for a decade-old cheese sandwich bearing what some people consider a likeness of the Virgin Mary and immediately began hawking Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese T-shirts.

GoldenPalace.com's bid of $28,000 was the highest offer for the sandwich when bidding closed late on Monday, the Internet casino's Web site said.

The seller, Fort Lauderdale, Florida resident Diana Duyser, says she made the cheese sandwich 10 years ago and after taking a bite, saw "the Virgin Mary staring back at me."

In her eBay ad, Duyser said the sandwich has been kept in a plastic case for a decade and has developed no mold or bacteria. "It is like a miracle," she said.

"I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God," the ad said. "That is my solemn belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone."

GoldenPalace.com said on its Web site that the "sacred sandwich" had received more than 1.7 million hits since being posted on eBay. The company's chief executive, Richard Rowe, said the sandwich would be used to raise money for charity.

The T-shirts, in various styles bearing a picture of the sandwich and a GoldenPalace.com logo, sell for $19.99.

"We believe that everyone should be able to see it and learn of its mystical power for themselves," Rowe said.

[Stu Gotz]

My apologies to CCR -

Spatula keep on turning,
Grilled Mary keep on burning,
Grillin', Grillin', Grillin' on the Foreman.