best ski resort for taking a poo

**IPoopAlot** · 11-23-2004, 03:46 AM

Alright, I need to know which ski area has the best shitters. Due to my severe IBS, I base my ski vacations on the resort that has the best:

*TP density
*Heights of doors
*Access (a big one)
*Flush Pressure
*Bowls per skier per hour

All other factors are out, ie, snow, steeps, brews, access to airports

so where is the best place to drop a dukie?

Note; I finally don't ski with depends on! I'm making big steps.

dam, it stinks in here.

**Lostinthetrees** · 11-23-2004, 07:17 AM

Good thread to start the conversation today. Congrats!

I am an American living in CH. I have to tell you that <<hands-down!!!>> the bathrooms (and, even those along the Autoroutes that get heavy usage) in CH are almost always spotless.

Not only are they regularly cleaned and replenished with adequate rolls of TP, but the Swiss known how to aim for the target, hit their marks, and always clean-up after themselves.

Sorry, but the US is a pig-stye.

**Tippster** · 11-23-2004, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by Lostinthetrees

...Sorry, but the US is a pig-stye.

You, sir, have never been to Mexico.

**Lostinthetrees** · 11-23-2004, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

You, sir, have never been to Mexico.

You sir, have never been to Paris.

Yes, I have been to Chiapas and... Guatemala and loved both places. Bring your own TP, no doors, and a hole in the ground. Oh, by the way, bring a clothes pin for your nose!

**Tippster** · 11-23-2004, 08:22 AM

Ugh. Chiapas. I got shot at there once during the "uprising." Just a warning shot across the bow, as it were, but still...

I loved Guatemala. I went to a wedding in Antigua last Thanksgiving! That place truly rocks.

Cleanest toilets ever: Singapore.

I was in an Italian Restaurant on the side of Vesuvius once where they had the Hole in the floor, specialized "Grippy" tiles on either side, and a handtowel covered in asswipes hanging from a nail. NO toilet paper, and I had the screaming gallops from some alFredo dish I'd just consumed.

Unisex bathroom, at that.

**El Kabong** · 11-23-2004, 08:27 AM

definitely the nicest poop I have taken at a ski area is at Deer Valley. Marble stalls with mahogany doors, the toilet seat was heated and I am pretty sure somebody wiped my ass for me. If I could only poop at one ski area again it would definitely be deer valley.

**InspectorGadget** · 11-23-2004, 08:29 AM

Bringing the Tour de Toilette back stateside; with full-length doors, gold fixtures and granite counters, Snowbasin has very luxurious accommodations for your delicate constitutional needs.

**IPoopAlot** · 11-23-2004, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by Lostinthetrees

Good thread to start the conversation today. Congrats!

I am an American living in CH. I have to tell you that <<hands-down!!!>> the bathrooms (and, even those along the Autoroutes that get heavy usage) in CH are almost always spotless.

Not only are they regularly cleaned and replenished with adequate rolls of TP, but the Swiss known how to aim for the target, hit their marks, and always clean-up after themselves.

Sorry, but the US is a pig-stye.

sounds good lost, I think I will go over there and show them what a steeze rag is all about

**basom** · 11-23-2004, 08:36 AM

no one can talk shit about toilets untill you have droped a duce in the slums of Delhi, or delt with explosive dissentary in the makeshift charpis of the Sadus in Pashupatinath.

**Cornholio** · 11-23-2004, 08:48 AM

Snowbasin takes this, hands down. I'm not sure who decided marble floors for wet ski-booted customers was a good idea, but it sure looks nice.

Plus, they have a big moose.

py skiing, though. <-- wink.

**Woodsy** · 11-23-2004, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by El Kabong

definitely the nicest poop I have taken at a ski area is at Deer Valley. Marble stalls with mahogany doors, the toilet seat was heated and I am pretty sure somebody wiped my ass for me. If I could only poop at one ski area again it would definitely be deer valley.

nice assumptions based on reputation.
could you tell me where this fine boudoir is located?
I have crapped in Steins, Silverlake AND Deer Valley base village and none of them can compare to Snowbasin's base lodge, nor scamming into the St Regis batrhrooms in Aspen.

**Spicoli** · 11-23-2004, 08:58 AM

It's all about the post poo bidet action. Nothing like fresh stream of water to shooting up yer bunghole

**FreakofSnow** · 11-23-2004, 09:16 AM

Yeah, but the real question is will they ever figure out a way to make it easier to poop with ski boots on?

Pinching one off while das boot has to be one of the harder thing to do in life. You can't get you feet apart to really let 'em fly.

Poopalot, do have any special techniques?

**bigsugar** · 11-23-2004, 09:21 AM

Snowbasin definitely takes this one.......

**IPoopAlot** · 11-23-2004, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by FreakofSnow

Yeah, but the real question is will they ever figure out a way to make it easier to poop with ski boots on?

Pinching one off while das boot has to be one of the harder thing to do in life. You can't get you feet apart to really let 'em fly.

Poopalot, do have any special techniques?

You really got to play with the canting of your boots to find the perfect angle.

**meatdrink9** · 11-23-2004, 09:27 AM

Another vote for snowbasin. Gotta love having access to an oil tycoon's personal playground.

Wait until you hear the tale of Earl's golden gondola. Straight out of "pimp my ride".

**Keoni** · 11-23-2004, 09:28 AM

Does anyone else take their shirt off when they poo?

**72Twenty** · 11-23-2004, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Lostinthetrees

You sir, have never been to Paris.

You sir, have never been the person to use the bathroom right after me after eating cheap Mexican food...

**snowsprite** · 11-23-2004, 09:38 AM

None of those mexican shit-holes or dirty french bidet closets can hold a candle to the standard "ladies room" anywhere.

Thank God you dudes have been spared...you'd be scarred for life.

Sprite

*Oh, and wha-happen Keoni? Run out of TP?

**basom** · 11-23-2004, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Keoni

Does anyone else take their shirt off when they poo?

i get fully nude

**Baconzoo** · 11-23-2004, 09:42 AM

My second ski bum job (1st was rolling tortillas in NZ) was a janitor at Mammoth. The first floor bathrooms in the main lodge next to the tickets are the worst. It's like having people from LA drive 6+ hours just to crap there. The womens bathroom was worse than the Mens.

I had a private dock (employee bathroom) in the basement of the Sojourner in Jackson Hole. Peace while disemboweling was a daily blessing.

**bagtagley** · 11-23-2004, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Keoni

Does anyone else take their shirt off when they poo?

Unfortunately, this technique has been limited to home action. My old office had private bathrooms that allowed for shirt removal, but this new place is like Grand Central...just can't get comfortable.

I find that the ski boot wipe is far worse than the actual movement. The whole side lean thing just makes for a less than satisfying experience.

**The Reverend Floater** · 11-23-2004, 09:56 AM

Sun Valley = Snow Basin. Same crappers.

I'll tell you, though--while I like the marble floors and elevated thrones (read: elevation equals nice crapping with boots on), those things need some more ventelation in a big way. We call them the Marble Steam Closets because the doors are floor-to-celing so there's no way to escape your fog!