Free Ticket to Sugarbush

[DynaMeg]

I have a free lift ticket to Sugarbush valid 'til Dec 23, but seeing as I live on the other side of the continent, I have little use for it. Give me a good reason as to whether you want or deserve it and it's yours.

Happy Thanksgiving.. - Meg

[Vinman]

You should give it to me because 1. I live pretty close to there, 2. A good friend of mine has a pass there and I don't. 3. That good friend used to have a pass with me at Smuggs but changed home turf because he built a new hose close to The Bush. 4. So if you give it to me I can go ski with my boy. 5. and I've never skied there before.

[basom]

no no no. you should give it to me because a) i'm much better looking than vinman b) live further away than him c) i don't want him to win c) he gets to ski more than me d) i ate a big red candle.

[Tippster]

Whoah. 2 "C's." You gotta go with Basom, now, since he OWNS the Alphabet.

Vinman - NEVER been to the Bush? Howdya manage that?

[basom]

E) my mind is a piece of shit F) and it was my birthday yesterday

[Vinman]

Excuse me, better looking??? Taller yes better looking though? come on. And besides I have had 2 knee surgeries and an ankle surgery to your one knee surgery you sissy. I have more scars I win.

[basom]

G) I'm a nancy boy only missing one pateller tendon

[Vinman]

Basom's a Finish carpenter and I'm American

[basom]

H) i have a pet red-tail hawk named Thelonious

[snorkeldeep]

the nyc magnion contingent was surprised to see you at the sp showing in ny.. we went looking for you afterwards, but you disappeared on us!

[Vinman]

I have a paper cut on my left thumb

[basom]

I) i'm not wearing underpants

[Vinman]

I AM wearing underpants

[crashnburn'd]

I'm going to have to vote on the side of Vin here... Here's why:

1. Supposed to go up to Jay once more last year with basom, but he "blew out" his "knee" in an attempt to avoid me.

2. Like vin said, he's a finnish carpenter, I don't think they even ski.

3. He blew off the opportunity to come to MN and ski....

I think that speaks for itself, vinman gets the ticket.

[Benny Profane]

Today is my birthday. Honest.

[crashnburn'd]

forgot one, basom smells like BO and weed too

[schuss]

I'll be the "fringe" candidate on this one. Reasons to giveth to me:
1. a good friend of mine always rides there
2. I have no pass there
3. I've never *gasp* actually been there
4. I'm dead sexy
5. If I ever get to meet you, I'll repay you for your kindness somehow
6. I'm not basom or vin


Clearly, the schusstastic party platform is the strongest there is.

[Vinman]

forgot one, basom smells like BO and weed too

Is that what that is, I thought it was petchoulie (sp)

[basom]

forgot one, basom smells like BO and weed too

dude, seriously. why you gotta hate on me so hard all the time?

J) my reasons are funnier than both the late commers, especially benny.

[shamrockpow]

Free ticket? I'll throw my hat in the ring. Why:

1. Basom hurts small animals

2. Vin already has a pass to Smuggs or some such, while I have the uber-ghetto Sunapee/Canon pass

3. Last time I was at Sugarbush they didn't even open the upper lifts b/c of 50 mph white out conditions AND nearly killed myself spinning into a ditch on Roxbury Mountain Road - I deserve to take my revenge on the castlerock chair

4. I'm not a dangerous internet stalker

[Vinman]

Basom if you win the ticket you are sleeping in my wood shed when you guys come up this year.

[basom]

Free ticket? I'll throw my hat in the ring. Why:

1. Basom hurts small animals

this is untrue, and mearly urban ledgend.

k) i want to steal all of vinman's firewood anyway, you can make this happen meg.

[Vinman]

Free ticket? I'll throw my hat in the ring. Why:

1. Basom hurts small animals

2. Vin already has a pass to Smuggs or some such, while I have the uber-ghetto Sunapee/Canon pass

4. I'm not a dangerous internet stalker

1. It is true Basom scrifices small animals to his "pet bird

http://www.angrywhelk.com/shinjuku/redtail1.jpg

2. Basom has a pass to STOWE of all places, sell out

4. Obvious attempt to deflect suspicion

[basom]

1. It is true Basom scrifices small animals to his "pet bird

http://www.angrywhelk.com/shinjuku/redtail1.jpg

2. Basom has a pass to STOWE of all places, sell out

THIS IS FUCKING CHARACTER ASSASINATION! I WONT STAND FOR IT!

-first of all, Thelonious needs those "flying rats" to survive. Not to mention he finds and kills them on his own.

-secondly, you might call me an elitist now, but i served my country for years, earning several high distinctions on my tour of duty. now that i am a civilian once more, and in rehab for my battle injuries, i have the freedom to stand up to the bastards in the administration and ski where there is the most access to side country in the area. should that disqualify me from the race?

L) i like hugs

[crashnburn'd]

dude, seriously. why you gotta hate on me so hard all the time?

J) my reasons are funnier than both the late commers, especially benny.

A PROCLAMATION:

I'M SORRY EVERYONE, I LIED ABOUT BASOM. HE REALLY SMELLS LIKE A COMBINATION OF GINGER PEACH AND MOUNTAIN BLUEBERRY! TWO OF THE BEST DAYS I HAD LAST YEAR WERE SKIING WITH HIM.




There, the hate's done now. I guess it was because I have an overwhelming need to look cool for people I've never met. Ever take sociology? All about the presentation of self... Or it could be that deep down inside, I'm bitter about those Pocket Rockets. I think I'm also very jealous of his new hawk friend... Could be a combination of alll those things. Wow, I feel much better after getting it off my chest.