I'll start
"My hands are so soft when I release the trout, the trout swim right back"
I'll will try to use all of the ones you come up with in the next week
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11-22-2004, 08:49 PM #1
In van, down by the river
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Crappy (but funny) pickup lines for me to use
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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11-22-2004, 08:51 PM #2
Sassy
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Edit: wow.
you sketchy character, you
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11-22-2004, 08:53 PM #3
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Congrats akpm, you just turned AC on!!!
Originally Posted by altachic
My Montana has an East Infection
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11-22-2004, 08:54 PM #4
is classy as fuck
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How about Hello, my name is AKPM. I snort Ajax and post whatever comes to my mind on TGR. Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
I'll start
"My hands are so soft when I release the trout, the trout swim right back"
I'll will try to use all of the ones you come up with in the next week
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11-22-2004, 09:01 PM #5
Kicking Cancer's Ass II
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"Got change for a hundred?"
"Do you mind if I snort a line of coke off your ass?"
"Check this out. I'm going to rip the shit out of this!" (than proceed to hump her freind)"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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11-22-2004, 09:06 PM #6
This Space For Rent
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How about, "Ever been with a fat kid?"
BobMc
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11-22-2004, 09:07 PM #7
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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
How's that http://www.churchdwight.com/conprods...s/nair-men.jpg treatment working out on your palms?SELECT IQ
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11-22-2004, 09:08 PM #8
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Originally Posted by BobMc
We have a winner.
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11-22-2004, 09:19 PM #9
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You're a funny guy! Originally Posted by BobMc
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11-22-2004, 09:45 PM #10
anachronist
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What's your philosophy on "charity sex"?
Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.
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11-22-2004, 09:55 PM #11
Old Schoolah
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Conversation will go something like this.
"Will you lick peanut butter off my dogs balls."
Wait, no no no.
"I will lick your dogs peanut butter."
No, that's not it.
"Oh you get the point."Put on your seat belt, I saw this in a cartoon once.
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11-22-2004, 10:02 PM #12
bikepathlete
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"Know what it sounds like to get fucked by a bear?"
Pause.
scream.
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11-22-2004, 10:07 PM #13
<--You are what you eat
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"Hey baby, lets play a game where we see what more white stuff comes out of, my zits or my dick!"
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11-23-2004, 12:00 AM #14
In van, down by the river
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Originally Posted by BobMc
Tomorrow Should Be FunnyIts not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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11-23-2004, 12:07 AM #15
I'm Melting
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why? you diving off the 10 metre platform again. Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
I feel sorry for the kid that dives after you and smacks their head on the bottom of an empty pool.Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.
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11-23-2004, 12:11 AM #16
is classy as fuck
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Rumor has it that Kush knows someone who could accurately diagnose his death. Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
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11-23-2004, 02:03 AM #17
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12345678910 Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-23-2004, 10:53 AM #18
Live fast, die
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I shit my pants, can i get in yours?
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11-23-2004, 10:58 AM #19
Media Whore
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Last edited by Tippster; 11-23-2004 at 11:01 AM.
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11-23-2004, 11:32 AM #20
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"Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package."
Him: "Do you have tickets to the show?" Her: "What show?" Him (as he flexes his muscles): "The gun show!"
"Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!"
"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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11-23-2004, 11:45 AM #21
Donkey Puncher
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1234567890 Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
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11-23-2004, 08:29 PM #22
In van, down by the river
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My hands don't smell like fish but for a few years my B.O. did
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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11-27-2004, 02:26 PM #23
In van, down by the river
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um disregaurd that last post
come on folks more pickup lines!Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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