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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    Have you guys seen this one?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDingleberry View Post
    pissing in a sink? fucking rookies. Shit in an oven, then you'll be pro.

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    One for Iceman:

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    Uhh... whut?

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    Hmmm... deja Vu, and on the same page!

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    Similar to the Chupacabra of Mexico, the Chupacabraaa can be seen in many North American ski towns. The Chupacabraaa lives on a steady diet of spliffs, PBR's and breakfast burritos. Chupacabraaa's are easy to identify through their characteristic mating call of "BRAAAA", which is used to attract other Chupacabraas to fresh powder. They can also be found in areas of frequent stoke output i.e; top of terrain park, under chair lift and resort sun decks. While their exact origins are unknown it is suspected that the Chupacabraa was first sighted in Squaw Valley, California. The spread of Chupacabraa has been rampant and sightings have been recorded across the United States and Canada. Common breeding grounds are Jackson, Wyoming Salt Lake City, Utah Whistler B.C. and any other areas with access to an aerial tram.
    I would try to get on the early tram but the line will be packed with Chupacabraaa and I dont want my new gear to smell like spliff and PBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Daaaamn. I had no idea the employees at the PM Gear World Domination Headquarters were so talented. You guys hiring?
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    One for Iceman:

    [Mitch Hedberg quotes]
    Good ones, but my favorite MH is the one that goes (more or less) "I used to do a lot of drugs...I still do, but I used to too." Shit cracks me up.

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    BUGGAGI PORNOS (featuring what looks like Sage):

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
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    BUGGER!! that dude is funny.

    I used this stuff to fill in a gap between the siding on our house where bees were nesting. I didn't get any on my skin but it is impossible to get off your clothes.

    http://greatstuff.dow.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by powbmps View Post
    For God's sake - why doesn't he turn around and open his mouth?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    For God's sake - why doesn't he turn around and open his mouth?!?


    Who?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    Who?


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    Really? How about the douche bag singing on the button?

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    What button?
    All I want is to be hardcore.

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    Yer right .... my priorities are all fugged up; I let the annoying douche bag interfere with the Prime Directive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tief schnee View Post
    "...it was so shiny it looked like it was painted"

    Love this song. RIP to the late, great Rudy Ray Moore!

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    pWnd at Deer Valley...



    Yeah, I know, 'this belongs in the ski/snowboard forum JONG', but whatever....
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    Heard Hugh lost a testy in the tram line at Kitzbühel via altercation with the local monoboard team circa '93. Has been bitter about game theory since.- Klauss

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    ^^^ OMG! Full Air!
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    That was flip'n sweet.

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