Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[Kenny Satch]

Kenny I am sorry to say I'm out of town skiing. But I'll try and hook you up next Tuesday. Happy holidays

Thanks
LOL

[Kenny Satch]

Kenny I am sorry to say I'm out of town skiing. But I'll try and hook you up next Tuesday. Happy holidays

Thanks
LOL

[byates1]

Best news blurb ever. Classic.

[Kenny Satch]

"he blowed up real good"

[liv2ski]

Good morning Kenny as promised for a very good boy. The last one just cuz, I would love to unwrap her...







Merry Christmas you filthy animals and a skiing filled New Year...

[Viva]

....

[liv2ski]

Viva bringing the Ho Ho Ho to the TRGs....

[Not DJSapp]

Did Sophie have a daughter and is she bringing us an updated fistmas story?

[Kenny Satch]

Good morning Kenny as promised for a very good boy. The last one just cuz, I would love to unwrap her...







Merry Christmas you filthy animals and a skiing filled New Year...

From the bottom of my manhood I thank you.
OMG 4 & 5 under my tree would be incredible.
Actually all 5 you help make my new year.
say no more.

[Kenny Satch]

Good morning Kenny as promised for a very good boy. The last one just cuz, I would love to unwrap her...







Merry Christmas you filthy animals and a skiing filled New Year...

From the bottom of my manhood I thank you.
OMG 4 & 5 under my tree would be incredible.
Actually all 5 you help make my new year.
say no more.

[liv2ski]

Merry Christmas you Filthy Animals

[jm2e]

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Turns out Sophie’s approach wasn’t conducive to procreation.


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[fomofo]

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get...ms-last-year-5


P.S. Enjoy!

[ZomblibulaX]

From the above link, 100% worth copy/pasting here:

All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and all the entries below involved some very poor decisions.

Penis

AIRPOD
PEN CAP
PEN
COFFEE STIRRER
SCREW
PAPER CLIP
WAX STRAW
4 INCH METAL TUBE
"TOOK A PIECE OF PLASTIC COATED PAPER FROM A MILK CONTAINER, ROLLED IT TIGHTLY, WRAPPED IT WITH TAPE TO THE SIZE OF 'GREATER THAN A CRAYON' AND INSERTED IT AS FAR AS HE COULD INTO HIS PENIS SEVERAL HOURS AGO"
HANDLE OF PLASTIC SPOON
PLASTIC FORK
GLUE
ROLLED UP MAGAZINE PAGE
RING FROM POWERADE BOTTLE
DOMINO
PHONE CHARGING CABLE
THERMOMETER
Vagina

PLASTIC CUBE
PLASTIC TRICERATOPS
BOBBY PIN
SHOT GLASS
STATUE
TOY FIRE TRUCK
EGG
"PATIENT REPORTS PARTNER WAS WEARING AN ENHANCEMENT APPARATUS THAT BECAME STUCK FOLLOWING INTERCOURSE"
SPORK
BAR OF SOAP
DEODORANT
PERFUME BOTTLE
PENCIL
2 PENCILS
PENCIL, SIDEWAYS
"PLACED A DEVICE THAT HAS A VAGINAL SEX TOY AND AN ANAL PORTION WHICH ARE CONNECTED BY RUBBER CORD BOTH INTO HER VAGINA.THEY WERE UNABLE TO RETRIEVE. THEY DID HAVE SOME ALCOHOL THIS EVE"
CURLING IRON
DRY ERASE MARKER
SPOON
KNIFE
BAG OF SOIL
"WAS ROUGHHOUSING WITH HER HUSBAND WHO LIFTED HER UP AND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HER ON A HOT DOG COOKER. VAGINAL BLEEDING"
KEYS
CANDLE
CLIMBING PEG
FINGER PUPPET
MICROCHIP
Rectum

"PATIENT STATES THAT HIM AND HIS WIFE 'GOT CARRIED AWAY' AND A PORTION OF A PLASTIC SCREWDRIVER HANDLE IS IN HIS RECTUM"
XYLOPHONE MALLET
FOAM BALL
12-INCH RATCHET EXTENDER, "DOESN'T KNOW WHY"
CYLINDRICAL WOODEN BLOCK
COOKING SPRAY
"PATIENT STATES SHE BELIEVES SHE HAS A VIBRATOR IN EITHER HER RECTUM OR VAGINA"
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LOTION BOTTLE
CAN OF DEODORANT
PLASTIC BOTTLE WITH THE BOTTOM CUT OFF
"ANKLE, ABDOMINAL, AND NECK PAIN AFTER JUMPING OFF OF A 2ND FLOOR BALCONY. FOREIGN BODY IN RECTUM"
BROOMSTICK
18-INCH DILDO
DILDO FROM 4 DAYS AGO
"SHOVED A BAG CONTAINING 20 HYDROXYZINE PILLS INTO HIS RECTUM FOR 'STREET CRED'"
3 AAA BATTERIES
2 AA BATTERIES
1 D BATTERY
"TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"
50 CENT PIECE
SCRUB BRUSH
"HAS A PLASTIC BABY BOTTLE UP HER RECTUM. PATIENT STATES SHE AND HER MALE PARTNER WERE 'GETTING KINKY'"
WIRE HANGER
ENEMA BOTTLE
2 PLASTIC BOTTLES AND A SHOT GLASS
TAIL OF TOY DINOSAUR
"PATIENT STATES HE TRIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND FELL BACKWARDS AND LANDED ON A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WHICH BECAME LODGED IN HIS ANUS"
"PATIENT STATES SLIPPED AND FELL IN THE BATHTUB LANDING ON A SHARK TOY"
BABY SHARK TOY
CIGARETTE LIGHTER
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
"TOOK CLONAZEPAM DOSE THREE TIMES INSTEAD OF ONCE AND HAS A BATTERY IN RECTUM AND HAS NAUSEA"
LIGHT BULB
LIGHT BULB, BROKEN
"TOOK VIBRATOR OUT OF ANUS, NOTICED BATTERY HAD FALLEN OUT"
BOTTLE OF GHB
BOARD GAME PIECE
METAL TOILET PAPER HOLDER
"MOTORIZED TIRE PUMP INSERTED IN HER RECTUM AND WAS INSUFFLATED FOR A DURATION OF APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES"
MARBLES
DARTS
PLASTIC LEMON
FAKE BANANA
JELL-O MOLD
"PATIENT REPORTS 'I JUST GOT MARRIED' PRESENTS WITH A SEX TOY STUCK INSIDE HIS RECTUM"

"...AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEEEEEEEEEE...."

[irul&ublo]

I wonder what the psi was on the tire pump


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[rideit]

“They did have some alcohol this eve”

Classic.

[byates1]

"got carried away"

Gold!

[donutlynx]

[singlecross]

Tour de Booner

[booner]

Tour de Booner

LFG!

[irul&ublo]

Maybe Tour de Boner


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[fomofo]

Queen - Bicycle Race

[basinbeater]

Fkna!

https://youtube.com/shorts/d8lVFhBsn...ObJuttzV_Z3khx

[jackstraw]

Fkna!

https://youtube.com/shorts/d8lVFhBsn...ObJuttzV_Z3khx

Uh, more like wtf!

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Uh, more like wtf!

yeah that's what BIL's are for