Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**booner** · 01-29-2020, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

^^^We may not hear from Booner for the remainder of the week.

Checking in

In other news...recently changed jobs and there's a gorgeous thiccc sales admin girl that I'm completely in love with.

I'm already prepared to throw it all away for her

**MakersTeleMark** · 01-29-2020, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by booner

Checking in

In other news...recently changed jobs and there's a gorgeous thiccc sales admin girl that I'm completely in love with.

I'm already prepared to throw it all away for her

This is heading into Parvo land.

**Viva** · 01-29-2020, 08:30 PM

I bet that these be real...

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 01-29-2020, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeBC

Getting Forked

Attachment 312807

Of course he was looking at his phone

Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

**Viva** · 01-29-2020, 10:04 PM

Oh Hell yeah! This one's trouble.

Just take my word for it.

**splat** · 01-29-2020, 10:13 PM

Hump day.

**jm2e** · 01-29-2020, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

Oh Hell yeah! This one's trouble.

Just take my word for it.

I'm not taking anyone's word for it. Must investigate first hand.

**Viva** · 01-29-2020, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by jm2e

I'm not taking anyone's word for it. Must investigate first hand.

We await your TR with great eagerness.

**Gepeto** · 01-30-2020, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by jm2e

I'm not taking anyone's word for it. Must investigate first hand.

Followed closely by the second

**muted** · 01-30-2020, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by BCMtnHound

It would seem your childhood was far different from mine.

That was a perfect response.

Originally Posted by Dantheman

That's probably a life-altering TBI. As someone recovering from one I shudder watching it.

No doubt. Brutal.

**splat** · 01-30-2020, 05:17 PM

**Viva** · 01-30-2020, 05:52 PM

Mmmmmm....how'd ya like to go to Munchtown on that?

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 01-30-2020, 06:17 PM

WTF is wrong with these photogs nowadays? Iron those fucking sheets before you put the models on them.

**f2f** · 01-30-2020, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

Oh Hell yeah! This one's trouble.

Just take my word for it.

i'll take one, thank you.

**f2f** · 01-30-2020, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

Mmmmmm....how'd ya like to go to Munchtown on that?

and one of these ones. have her cleaned up and sent to my chambers.

**Viva** · 01-30-2020, 06:37 PM

Iron yer sheets first.

And, oh those wrinkly sheets! There goes my hard on.

**splat** · 01-30-2020, 08:44 PM

**SkiBall** · 01-30-2020, 09:04 PM

Rex Chapman is a good follow...
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/statu...10332072988672

**Jacques Strap** · 01-31-2020, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

Iron those fucking sheets

I came in here all set to give I Skied Bandini Mountain a hard time for focusing on the paper placemat while he should be savoring the delicious cheeseburger, but then I realized the un-ironed sheets are probably just a necessity of the trade. I bet the only way the photographers can get these girls to plop their bare booties on the bed is to convince them that the sheets aren't leftovers from Filthy Fuckfest: Part V or Slut Wars: The Empire Squirts Back.

"Naw, babe. I promise, these sheets are totally clean; brand new. See, they've even still got the creases in 'em. Now, will you just drop your drawers and put your feet behind your head for the camera? We're burning daylight here."

**riser4** · 01-31-2020, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by CS2-6

I came in here all set to give I Skied Bandini Mountain a hard time for focusing on the paper placemat while he should be savoring the delicious cheeseburger, but then I realized the un-ironed sheets are probably just a necessity of the trade. I bet the only way the photographers can get these girls to plop their bare booties on the bed is to convince them that the sheets aren't leftovers from Filthy Fuckfest: Part V or Slut Wars: The Empire Squirts Back.

"Naw, babe. I promise, these sheets are totally clean; brand new. See, they've even still got the creases in 'em. Now, will you just drop your drawers and put your feet behind your head for the camera? We're burning daylight here."

Beverage. Through. Nose. Ouch. Laughing. Too. Much.

**riser4** · 01-31-2020, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by f2f

and one of these ones. have her cleaned up and sent to my chambers.

No, no, no, that one. Bring me that one over there. That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Take her clothes off! I want that one, yes. Take her clothes off and bring her to me now.

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 01-31-2020, 07:09 AM

I worked in the business for a time (no porn) and we'd do location shoots at certain houses you knew were used for porno, and it was like ewwww.. Same thing renting furniture for a shoot and certain items you'd wonder where it had been and what's been dropped on it. Good thing we didn't have a black light.

But yeah you gotta get those creases and wrinkles out. Those little hand held steamers work great for that.