As I mentioned in another thread.... I haven't seen Cliff for some time. I decided to assemble a search party, gear up, and go searching. It was fate... we got there just in time.
We found Cliff sprawled out on a very icy patch of the Vane du Manatee'. At first we had no idea what had transpired. Thankfully, we found his video camera nearby and were able to witness the horrors that he, miraculously, survived.
Following the video that Cliff shot is the recovery footage, showing the condition in which he was found.
VIDEO (2 Mb .mov)
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11-19-2004, 02:59 PM #1
Earthbound misfit
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Cliff's Excellent Adventures - #6 Tragedy on the Vane du Manatee'
Last edited by jibij; 11-19-2004 at 05:32 PM.
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11-19-2004, 03:09 PM #2
Don't take no jive.
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i've never seen actual bukake spew like that.
i think i'm gonna be sick.Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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11-19-2004, 03:50 PM #3
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I don't know where basom is right now, but I'm sure he's got a boner.
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11-19-2004, 04:31 PM #4
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11-19-2004, 04:33 PM #5
have not
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1,000,000 points for you jibij! holy fuckin balls yeah that was rad!!!!!
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11-19-2004, 04:34 PM #6
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I haven't even watched the video yet (stupid dialup) and I know you're way off base.
Originally Posted by Baconzoo
Can we see some more ten-year-old NZ footie, please?
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11-19-2004, 04:37 PM #7
have not
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watched it again. plus another 75,000 points for the manatee. YES!
BEWARE THE VANE DU MANATEE, MOTHERFUCKER!
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11-19-2004, 05:15 PM #8
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Poor Cliff, he is drown.
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11-19-2004, 05:22 PM #9
Bah!
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wow. i mean, wow.
awesome.
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11-19-2004, 05:25 PM #10
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that looks like a direct face shot. man oh man. he is so lucky.
i can't believe he not drown!
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11-19-2004, 05:28 PM #11
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I do believe he is drown. No more Cliff unless he supah-human.
So sad.
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11-19-2004, 05:33 PM #12
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Cliff is no mere mortal. He is not drown.
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11-19-2004, 08:04 PM #13
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We need a thread about bukkaki spew rehab.
- also, Angry Whelk the animated series is in the works..."I smell varmint puntang."
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11-20-2004, 11:51 AM #14
click click boom
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I believe we need a jpg of Cliffs final position. That would make a rad emoticon.
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11-22-2004, 07:03 AM #15
We'll blast them at sea
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that did not suck
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11-22-2004, 07:39 AM #16
7k and out.
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That was terrifying. Even Cliff is not immune to frothy spew maelstrom.
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11-22-2004, 09:45 AM #17
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What did poor Cliff do to incite the wrath of the Whelk? How are those who fear bukkake death supposed to learn from this?
I'm lost without someone pointing out the moral of every story.It's idomatic, beatch.
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