I work with a flatlander from Saskatchewan. He doesn't have a fucking clue. I'm trying to explain powder skiing to him and he says he undrstands how good it is but when I tell him about touring it becomes apparent thet he is clueless. I guess that's what happens when your ski hill is a garbage heap.
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Thread: "Got your skis shined up?"
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11-19-2004, 09:57 AM #1
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"Got your skis shined up?"
You are what you eat.
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There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.
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11-19-2004, 10:03 AM #2
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i got my skis shined up, and i grabbed a stick of juicyfruit.
i need to make it clear that the taste is moving me.
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11-19-2004, 10:09 AM #3
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"Got your skis shined up?"
No, but I just varnished my rudder.
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11-19-2004, 10:17 AM #4
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I prefer to butter my cob.
You are what you eat.
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11-19-2004, 10:33 AM #5
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[QUOTE=Beaver]I work with a flatlander from Saskatchewan. He doesn't have a fucking clue. I'm trying to explain powder skiing to him and he says he undrstands how good it is but when I tell him about touring it becomes apparent thet he is clueless. [QUOTE]
As you would be when he starts talking about:
1. Combines
2. The RoughRiders O-Line (or is it Rough'Riders)
3. The Owls in the Attic"the fattest of the fat." R.Veltri 1999.
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11-19-2004, 09:04 PM #6
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some are ditches
Originally Posted by Beaver
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11-19-2004, 09:09 PM #7
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Hey now, don't be dissing garbage heaps. Aspen Extreme, people? Mt. Brighton? The best skiers come from Detroit, everyone knows that.
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11-19-2004, 09:35 PM #8
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[QUOTE=IBISguru][QUOTE=Beaver]I work with a flatlander from Saskatchewan. He doesn't have a fucking clue. I'm trying to explain powder skiing to him and he says he undrstands how good it is but when I tell him about touring it becomes apparent thet he is clueless.
As you would be when he starts talking about:
1. Combines
2. The RoughRiders O-Line (or is it Rough'Riders)
3. The Owls in the Attic
Don't forget custom cutters. The most confusing of midwest wheat land terms to outsiders...
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11-20-2004, 10:05 AM #9
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So will you be doing Daffy's in your CB pullover soon? Originally Posted by basom
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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