Chris Collins hearts the Angry Whelk

**basom** · 11-19-2004, 07:46 AM

proof positive
http://www.angrywhelk.com/shinjuku/c...he%20whelk.jpg

**FNG** · 11-19-2004, 08:03 AM

So does that mean we can look forward to an Angry Whelk segment in the next TGR flick?

**basom** · 11-19-2004, 08:06 AM

i told him where he could get stickers. i'm pretty sure he thought i was insane, or drunk, or both.

in other news Will Burks said he was skiing mellow three months after his knee surgery, and that i was good to go and had nothing to worry about. and he knows more than my doctor, so i'm going skiing tomarrow.

**bad_roo** · 11-19-2004, 08:16 AM

Make sure you are not injure.

**basom** · 11-19-2004, 08:17 AM

jonny law was stoked that i was down with him four pointing every fucking huck. he shaved his head.

**bad_roo** · 11-19-2004, 08:36 AM

There and then? If he was only mildly stoked, say if you noticed his weighting of the uphill ski, do you think he'd have just maybe shaved one eyebrow off? Or possible a portion off his nutsack?

**iceman** · 11-19-2004, 08:40 AM

No pro-bro love for Thelonius? That makes me want to regurgitate.

**bad_roo** · 11-19-2004, 08:43 AM

Thelonius is the Bostonian cipher for the Angry Whelk. He too is furious and brings death from above, although his warm pool of spew is often manifested in other ways.

**basom** · 11-19-2004, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

There and then? If he was only mildly stoked, say if you noticed his weighting of the uphill ski, do you think he'd have just maybe shaved one eyebrow off? Or possible a portion off his nutsack?

yeah, it was crazy. i started talking to him, and as soon as i gave him the slightest props for going for the stick every time, he busts out clippers and goes to town on his dome. he looks small with no hair.