Skiing so simple anyone can learn - "We can teach a monkey!"

[Lane Meyer]

Thursday, November 18, 2004 Posted: 11:35 AM EST (1635 GMT)

CNN Story
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Monica Shellenberger, of Lake Placid, New York, receives her first ski lesson from Whiteface Mountain instructor Mark Sperling.


WILMINGTON, New York (AP) -- Stephanie Ryan never gave downhill skiing a thought, even though she lives in the Olympic village of Lake Placid in the heart of the Adirondack Mountains.

"I really didn't care about it," said Ryan.

Then she heard about the ski school at Whiteface Mountain.

In the past seven years, the school has taught thousands of people to do what once was unthinkable -- parallel ski in a single day. And at Whiteface, no less. The mountain, which hosted the 1980 Winter Olympics, looms majestically over a vast icy valley of forests and lakes and boasts the biggest vertical drop in the East at more than 3,400 feet.

"We can teach a monkey," said Ed Kreil, the ski school director who devised the Parallel From the Start program. "It really is that easy. I have seen people who can barely walk or see become avid skiers. People over 70 learn how to ski."

The secret lies in using short skis -- only 3 feet long -- and no poles.

"Fifteen years ago, half the lesson-takers usually quit before the first lesson was half-done," said Kreil, a native of Germany. "The problem with most people is that ski shops put them on too long of a ski. People have to learn to cater down to shorter skis. More people would have fun if they experienced a shorter ski.

"Our learning is fun-related," he said. "All you're going to see is smiles on people -- and it never stops."

One day last winter, Ryan and two friends -- all in their 20s and not a skier among them -- join instructor Mark Sperling at the base of the mountain for their first lesson.

Sperling, who helped developed the program, is adept at making his pupils feel comfortable right from the start. After helping fit them with the proper boots, it's off to the snow.

"Everything we do will be safe. If it's not safe, we won't do it," Sperling reassures them, squinting under a bright winter sun and standing atop more than three feet of new fallen snow.

The simplicity of the lessons only adds to the program's appeal. They cost $75 a day up to $315 for five days.

"I'm going to ask you to do things you've been doing your entire life, and I'm not going to ask you to put your body in any position that you don't do," Sperling promises. "Just stand in your natural position, and if you feel you can jump, jump and land on your feet.

"Now, what I want you to do now is stand up straight. Perfect posture. Here's the technical part. I want you to flump into your boots. That's it."

When flumping, for the uninitiated, the knees are a little bent, the shoulders a little rounded.

"Our posture ain't quite so good, but it's pretty relaxed," Sperling says.

So far, so good.

"That's it," Sperling says. "That's all I'm going to teach you right now. Let's just walk."

First turns
The class makes its way up a small hill and sits on four wooden benches. Sperling asks them to imagine holding a couple of glasses of wine, all the while flumping in their boots.

"I'm just going to let gravity and the snow take me," he says as he slides down a slight incline and makes a parallel turn.

Ryan follows, smiling widely as she slides into a turn holding those imaginary glasses.

"Did I tell her how to turn?" Sperling asks. "She's moving to the head of the class. All I wanted her to do was to go straight and she turned."

Classmates Laurie Besanceney and Monica Shellenberger follow and easily make the same turn.

"You've been out here just three minutes and you've just perfected an open-stance parallel turn. I love this job!" Sperling says as Ryan shrieks with glee. "We guarantee that with everybody who skis with us, and we've never had to pay off that guarantee."

It was different when Kreil first strapped on a pair of skis nearly 50 years ago.

"I think it took me 10 years to learn open parallel turns, no lie," Kreil said. "This program is going to get you to the top of the gondola skiing Little Whiteface in three lessons or less."

This group is right on schedule. No longer harboring the initial trepidation they felt when they arrived, the three hop aboard the "dreaded" chair lift and climb higher for the next lesson.

Sperling asks them to imagine squeezing a sponge with each knee as he explains that skiing happens from the knee down.

"Watch me get shorter," he says. "Squeeze the sponge. Now we've got to fill it up with water, so we kind of relax a little bit. Now, we squeeze the other sponge, knee going forward, shin pushing against the boot."

Less than an hour later and after only a few harmless falls, they have learned how to stop, master the S turn, realize that the body will follow the eyes on the slopes, and the safest part of a trail.

"As you ski and progress around the mountain, you will learn that the best snow is on the side of the mountain," Sperling says. "So, we're going to ski the side of the mountain. We're not going to ski out where all the crazy people are skiing, who don't take lessons and don't know how to turn."

This class completes the two-hour lesson by skiing gently back down to the base lodge, smiling at every turn.

"There are other mountains where they're still teaching parallel skiing from the beginning," Sperling says. "And it isn't like we're saying we're better than anybody, but this method, you can see how quickly these three just learned."

And became hooked.

"I didn't buy their claim that I could ski that well that quickly," Ryan said. "I'm a believer now."

"I'm getting my season pass next year and going all out," added Besanceney, who went back shortly after her lessons to ski six more times last season, even making it down a black diamond course at Whiteface.

"Because of the program, I progressed so much I feel I can do anything now," she added.

[iceman]

"Everything we do will be safe. If it's not safe, we won't do it,"

I would've waited until the second lesson before breaking out the bud, but what do I know?

[Lane Meyer]

Umm, no but if Twiggy can do it, then.....
http://www.rockingroadrunners.com/pictures/TWIGGY.JPG
Where's Marcel when you need him?

Seriously, does CNN have an average reader IQ of 54? What a fucking ridiculous story!

[optics]

Gordy better watch out.

[Lurch]

When I was an instructor a few years ago I had plenty of people skiing parallel on their first day. I had 100% success rate in my individual lessons. I did not need to resort to putting people on snow blades all you need is shaped skis and a person who will listen.

[iceman]

A per cent one hundred success rate is quite impressive.

[Lane Meyer]

Weeellll, shit - I've been skiing for 23 years and I STILL can't parallel or turn, for that matter. I just point `em and figure it out on the way down. The PSIA can get in line right behind the FIS and suck my haole ass.

[optics]

When I was an instructor a few years ago I had plenty of people skiing parallel on their first day.

But could they drop in?

[joshbu]

10 posts in and no mention of gorilla steeze. Shame on you guys!

[EstoBum]

"I want you to flump into your boots. That's it."

When flumping, for the uninitiated, the knees are a little bent, the shoulders a little rounded.

"Our posture ain't quite so good, but it's pretty relaxed," Sperling says.

So far, so good.

"That's it," Sperling says. "That's what I'm going to teach you right now."

Sperling asks them to imagine holding a couple of glasses of wine, all the while flumping in their boots.

[/Bow-chic-a-wow-baum]

I'm gonna have to ask Phunk to stop flumping into his boots.

[Zeedashbo]

flumping? definition needed ASAP

[summit]

Apparently it is so easy that you can teach an Ostrich to jib:
http://www.koreus.com/files/200409/autruche-ski.html

[Pura Vida]

Weeellll, shit - I've been skiing for 23 years and I STILL can't parallel or turn, for that matter. I just point `em and figure it out on the way down. The PSIA can get in line right behind the FIS and suck my haole ass.

LOL

[BigJay]

Apparently it is so easy that you can teach an Ostrich to jib:
http://www.koreus.com/files/200409/autruche-ski.html

[sarcasm]Holy Shit I can't believe what I just saw[/sarcasm]

I did look kinda funny though...

[Spats]

Y'all need to chill the f out. Anything that gets people learning to ski quicker is a good thing. If they're serious they'll graduate to real skis, and if they're not they'll stay on the groomers and not track up my pow.

I flumped this girl once. It was really hot, but we couldn't look each other in the eye afterward.

[BobMc]

I flumped this girl once. It was really hot, but she couldn't look at my twister pants afterward.

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BobMc

[The AD]

flumping? definition needed ASAP

You've heard of fluffing, right? It's similar.

[FLEX]

Weeellll, shit - I've been skiing for 23 years and I STILL can't parallel or turn, for that matter. I just point `em and figure it out on the way down. The PSIA can get in line right behind the FIS and suck my haole ass.

Word....................TYM

[AntiSoCalSkier]

Y'all need to chill the f out. Anything that gets people learning to ski quicker is a good thing. If they're serious they'll graduate to real skis, and if they're not they'll stay on the groomers and not track up my pow.

I flumped this girl once. It was really hot, but we couldn't look each other in the eye afterward.

I'm with Spats on this one. The ski industry as a whole has a 15% retention rate. That means that if 100 people show up to the hill, 85 of them go home thinking "I guess skiing/boarding is OK, but I don't think I'll bother going again." I'm not exactly sure what the solution is, but something is seriously wrong if only 15% of the population things skiing is fun enough to try again.

[el_jefe]

mad gorilla steeze

[interloper]

http://www.kokotele.com/Chimpanski.jpg

[72Twenty]

The secret lies in using short skis -- only 3 feet long -- and no poles.

Well, shit. That's my problem! What the hell am I going to do with my 195cm Lawnchairs now?!?!

[Blizzard7763]

I had a friend that went out and bought a brand new K2 board, northwave boots and drake bindings. Spent like 700 bucks on the setup, and had never strapped in before in his life.

Went out once, and decided he didn't want to do it anymore because he couldn't link turns his first day.

Edit: Was that a real fuckin ostrich?