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  1. #1
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    The board is on fire

    From, "To the Truck who stole my Cocksucker"-Rev. Floater

    To

    "Best porn soundbites"-Punani

    To

    "Insanity being pondered for tomorrow-the story of Blurred Elevens election eve rumerations"

    (-rumerations-fuck it, it works)

    To

    "Basom's chugging a pigeon"

    To

    "Santa's Steeze Ski Game"-Slippy

    And

    "Detroit Dance Club Names"

    Plus

    TR's and all the real skiing stuff, etc., etc., etc.


    The board is in 6th gear pinned through a downhill off camber sweeper and a chicane into a hairpin.
    Last edited by str8line; 11-18-2004 at 11:31 AM.

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    There are some others:

    "curious about your s-ex techniques?" - a guide to plugging holes

    "Do I need a specific ski for ironing waxes?" - a housewifes guide to winter.

    "Freeze! magazine" - A do it yourself guide to yelling at law breaking periodicals.

    "I just bought Legend Pro's [insert current flavour of the month ski here] - what type of terrain and snow should I ski?" A backwards look into the forward thinking minds of todays ski buyers.
    Last edited by Ski Beaver; 11-18-2004 at 01:10 AM.
    Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.

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    virtual bartendar does not suck (figuratively)
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
    "I just bought Legend Pro's [insert current flavour of the month ski here] - what type of terrain and snow should I ski?" A backwards look into the forward thinking minds of todays ski buyers.

    funny shit!

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