quick, i need some names for a new dance club in Detroit

[bad_roo]

pigeon death zone.

Nice. When I was a student I used to live in a top floor flat above a row of shops. My room had a roof light onto a flat roof, so I used to climb out of it, sit on the roof with my air gun and snipe the hell out of anything I fancied.

Across the way was a discount store and in summer they put a whole range of inflatables out the front - boats, lilos, inflatable turtles, rubber rings and so on. I shot 'em all. It was cool to watch them slowly deflating. Then I shot every single 99p football in their hopper. After that I tuned my attention to the takeaway three doors down. After clubbing, people would arrive at 'Hamburgerology' for a salmonella burger. I would draw a bead on the plastic ketchup bottle on the counter and as soon as somebody reached for it, I'd explode it all over them.

I shot all of the street lights out, one of them setting fire to the whole light pole as burning hot filament dripped down into the plastic lens, sending molten plastic onto a cop car below. The best thing to shoot, however, were the pigeons that roosted in the adjacent abandoned cinema. Before going into the cinema, they would often pause on a pitched roof along the row. This was my cue to instigate my own 'pigeon death zone.'

I'd wait until I saw a likely victim walking along the street and take one of the pigeons out with a clean head shot. The dead bird would then roll down the roof and plummet four storeys down to the pavement below. Hitting your target with the dead bird was the Holy Grail, but landing it at their feet was a close second. We had a local fox who did very well out of pigeon death zone.

I don't think the idea would work so well in a nightclub scenario though.

[A-wreck]

o.k. I just read through four pages and we still don't know what kind or bar he is opening.

Names:

Blocks

Honestly though......a bar would be cool, by default, if it's name was

Wayne County

And I hope he plans on having assault/godfather at least once a week. Or else he might not be open very long.

[basom]

http://www.angrywhelk.com/shinjuku/p...ath%20zone.jpg

[gonzo]

Nice. When I was a student I used to live in a top floor flat above a row of shops. My room had a roof light onto a flat roof, so I used to climb out of it, sit on the roof with my air gun and snipe the hell out of anything I fancied.

Across the way was a discount store and in summer they put a whole range of inflatables out the front - boats, lilos, inflatable turtles, rubber rings and so on. I shot 'em all. It was cool to watch them slowly deflating. Then I shot every single 99p football in their hopper. After that I tuned my attention to the takeaway three doors down. After clubbing, people would arrive at 'Hamburgerology' for a salmonella burger. I would draw a bead on the plastic ketchup bottle on the counter and as soon as somebody reached for it, I'd explode it all over them.

I shot all of the street lights out, one of them setting fire to the whole light pole as burning hot filament dripped down into the plastic lens, sending molten plastic onto a cop car below. The best thing to shoot, however, were the pigeons that roosted in the adjacent abandoned cinema. Before going into the cinema, they would often pause on a pitched roof along the row. This was my cue to instigate my own 'pigeon death zone.'

I'd wait until I saw a likely victim walking along the street and take one of the pigeons out with a clean head shot. The dead bird would then roll down the roof and plummet four storeys down to the pavement below. Hitting your target with the dead bird was the Holy Grail, but landing it at their feet was a close second. We had a local fox who did very well out of pigeon death zone.

I don't think the idea would work so well in a nightclub scenario though.

that is awesome.


How about "Spanish Pantalones"?

[13]

Hey Roo, you'd be more than welcome to create a "hobo dance zone" at this new club.

Just shoot at their feet a la Charlie Sheen in Platoon and watch 'em go!

There's plenty of bums who'd be willing to do it for a quarter.

[Tippster]

Basom & Bad-Roo:

Coffee has spurted from my nose. It hurts. Fuck you.

[warthog]

This club is in Detroit right-

Name it-

The Safehouse, or safety.

Then you can have signs all over town- This way to the safehouse, only 2 more blocks to Safety, etc.

might get the wrong crowd though.

Tile might be better than carpet(for getting those pesky blood stains out.)

[Cornholio]

Clutch

(Not funny, or pigeon related)

[A-wreck]

Clutch

Taken
678910

[el_jefe]

Detroit Breakdown
Motor City Shakedown

Watusi
Little Lucy

Naa Na Na Na Naa Na Na Na Na Naa NaNaNa NaNaNaaa NaNaNaaaaa NaNaNaa

[eDub]

Whiskey Biscuit

The Ball-room

But I still like "Donkey Punch" the best

[xboat]

Element

....

[Ferniefreeheels]

MOTOR CITY MADHOUSE

[PrankMonkey]

hmm, being a geology nerd, one could go with a variety of random terms and really confuse the crap out of folks (right before they beat me up and steal my milk money).
my suggestions:

Ophiolite Suite
Bioturbation
The Aulacogen
The Pleiochroic Granite Landslide (yes,I know granite isn't pleiochroic but thats beside the point)
or perhaps just the Slimy Wombat Cage (not related to anything geo but definitely a winner as far as names go)