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  1. 09-08-2010, 12:08 PM #1
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    Idiocracy

    You talk like a fag, and your shits all retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuikR12 View Post
    You talk like a fag, and your shits all fucked up.
    really? you'll open up a thread solely devoted to the movie and fuck up that quote?

    talk about retarded!
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    really? you'll open up a thread solely devoted to the movie and fuck up that quote?

    talk about retarded!


    There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
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  4. 09-08-2010, 12:23 PM #4
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    Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
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    Water, yeah like from the toilet.
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    A couple of us guys were wondering, uh, if we could go family style on her.
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    OK those are the only 3 I remember right now.

    so I looked up this one:

    Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.
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  14. 09-08-2010, 07:06 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer View Post
    Go Away! Batin'!
    Told ya ta SHUT UP. I'm BAITIN'
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    Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
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  17. 09-08-2010, 07:55 PM #17
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    Your watching OW MY BALLS!!!
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    A pimp's love is different than that of a square's.

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    ... Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping".
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    Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
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  21. 09-09-2010, 10:17 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by karpiel View Post
    Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
    ^^^Toldya I'm Baitin'... SHUT UP!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
    Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
    That's what you said last time dipshit!!! Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!?!
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    Jfc, is Rogan always so absolutely baked to useless oblivion on his show?
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