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    I need to borrow some money

    Maggots, I need your help. I've found something on ebay that I must have. If you don't see the value in this item then you're obviously a godless sinner. This is clearly the real deal. There is no way somebody scraped it into the bread. There are only 5 days left on the auction, so I figure if I can put together $200,000, it'll be mine for the taking.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...535890757&rd=1

    send paypal payments to whydidntIthinkofthisfirst AT hotmail DOT come
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Wink

    Is that made with Swiss cheese? Get it? Huh? Huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ
    Is that made with Swiss cheese? Get it? Huh? Huh?
    Actually, I believe they made it with a blend of Shahat and Tavor.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Actually, I believe they made it with a blend of Shahat and Tavor.

    Oooh that's a Gouda one.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ
    Oooh that's a Gouda one.....
    KQ....the pun muenster.
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    Well, I do see a woman's face, but it certainly isn't as good as the "Nun Bun."

    http://www.indiana.edu/~jkkteach/P335/nunbunmorph.gif

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    Now this is cheesy!

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    This just in from a friend:

    Just this morning I noticed that my cat had pee'd a startling resemblance of one of the lesser known saints - "Saint Eddie of the Divine Entrenching Tool", into its super-clumping odor free litter...Do you think I could capitalize on this?

    With the super clumping it's practially 3-D!

    Perhaps I could have it embedded in lucite?

    And what should i do for crowd control when people start lining up outside then house to view the divine clump?
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    That doesn't look like the virgin mary I knew. In fact I think it's a young Lana Turner which in my atheist way would make it more valuable than that other one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L7
    That doesn't look like the virgin mary I knew. In fact I think it's a young Lana Turner which in my atheist way would make it more valuable than that other one.
    I was thinking Marilyn Monroe, so same idea.

    How the hell do we know what Mary even looked like? Probably the answer to the person selling the sandwich is "I know her when I see her."

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    This thing is worse than the cat looking at the Eminem auction picture.

    Search for "grilled cheese" on ebay. The worst part is, people are actually bidding on this shit.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    That is wacked! $69,000 and climbing for a grilled cheese! Man, people are dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmsummit
    That is wacked! $69,000 and climbing for a grilled cheese! Man, people are dumb.
    Have you ever even had a grilled cheese?

    I thought not.

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    There's already a knock-off on Ebay...

    cm- all the bids have been retracted for one reason or another. Check out the bid history!

    Edit: Make that several knock-offs. Actually there's a whole bunch. Including a Virgin Mary Cow Pattie - although I don't find blatant irony very funny.
    Last edited by Ubersheist; 11-17-2004 at 06:18 PM.
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    People I work with heard about this cheese sammy on the national news last night. Is there any validity to this?
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    holy shit, I think I just found my calling in life... FORGED RELIGIOUS ARTIFACTS!
    You look like I need a drink.

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    I saw it on CNN's headline news late last night.
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    virgin mary sandwich digested now that's funny.

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