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Thread: Virtual Bartender
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11-17-2004, 12:49 PM #26
master of own domain
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11-17-2004, 12:49 PM #27
spitze!
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"bark like a dog" was odd
"stick out your tongue" was decent
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11-17-2004, 12:50 PM #28
Yield
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tell her to kiss the bartender
Its the best one yet
"A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make it an emergency on my part."
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11-17-2004, 01:01 PM #29
drowning
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show boobs and she takes her shirt off
ass works good too
stupid bouncers
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11-17-2004, 01:10 PM #30
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"talk" - heh.
Don't use "sing" - it's a bad Christina Aguilera impression.
If I see another outburst like that, I will stop experimenting.
"swallow" - yeah, that's usually the response.Last edited by EPSkis; 11-17-2004 at 01:13 PM.
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca
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11-17-2004, 01:15 PM #31
Outraged from Tooting
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pillow fight
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11-17-2004, 01:17 PM #32
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Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
GOOD one!
must try jello wrestling next!
LMAO - "change"
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca
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11-17-2004, 01:25 PM #33
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Then don't tell her to rap or tap dance. Originally Posted by EPSkis
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11-17-2004, 01:37 PM #34
Let's go, smokes.
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There needs to be real bars like this.
You look like I need a drink.
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11-17-2004, 04:38 PM #35
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"Strip"
"Kill Security"
What the fuck kind of bartender doesn't know what a shot is?"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-17-2004, 04:45 PM #36
Southbound Pachyderm
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"smell your finger" stumps her.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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11-17-2004, 04:58 PM #37
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"be strange" is a good one. trust me.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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11-17-2004, 05:10 PM #38
Don't take no jive.
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eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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11-17-2004, 05:17 PM #39
The Wallup In Puyallup
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fight.....
Support your local lurker!
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11-17-2004, 05:21 PM #40
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orgasm
lick
sucker
..........Last edited by Mountainman; 11-17-2004 at 05:47 PM.
My Montana has an East Infection
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11-17-2004, 05:21 PM #41
Southbound Pachyderm
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You sir, are a genius! Originally Posted by Tap
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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11-17-2004, 05:25 PM #42
Bro Modeler
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tie your shoes is nice
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11-17-2004, 05:49 PM #43
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My Montana has an East Infection
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11-17-2004, 06:15 PM #44
Where am I?
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and the winner goes to
"reveal your ass"
Edit:
"make love" isn't bad eitherLast edited by BradyCU; 11-17-2004 at 06:19 PM.
I.Q.=36
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11-17-2004, 06:29 PM #45
is not awake
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jedi fight for the win.
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11-17-2004, 07:19 PM #46
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tickle fight for all the marbles.
"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-17-2004, 08:30 PM #47
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Heh, try hummer.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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11-17-2004, 11:35 PM #48
nATer?
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That'd be me.... Originally Posted by Mountainman
try:
pour beer on self
fight jedi
dance on bar
read playboy
sunshine"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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