Time to cut my fucking leash

[Superstar Punani]

Can't stand the fucking whining anymore.

Fucking whiny non-skiing ex-girlfriend just made me choose between her and powder.

Fucking lame-ass self-centered biatch can get fucked.

Ladies, the Superstar is back on the market

(Now where's the "Naked photos of non-skiing whiny ex-biatches" forum? )

[FNG]

This is that forum.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=14332

[Zeedashbo]

what's wrong with non-skiing girlfriends? aside from the choose me or skiing thing. whatever happened to the 'ooooohh, you must be so tired from skiing every day. let me cook you a steak, but first you need a hummer' girl. i thought you were a p.i.m.p.

[13]

what's wrong with non-skiing girlfriends? aside from the choose me or skiing thing. whatever happened to the 'ooooohh, you must be so tired from skiing every day. let me cook you a steak, but first you need a hummer' girl. i thought you were a p.i.m.p.

Those models were phased out beginning sometime in the late '60s.

[Beaver]

Cmon SuPu, poster 'er up FNG style.

[Telenater]

Bummer.

That's been one of my primary points of concern in my lady too. She hasn't given the ultimatm and has said she won't, but we'll see.

[Arty50]

Waitaminute. So this means we're actually going to see you this Winter? Damn, I was hoping to ski all the pow you'd be missing. Oh well, I guess I have to share now.

[DJSapp]

Hmmm, Punani dumps g/f, Kirkwood daily operations start two days later, coincidance?

[lph]

Damn, Arty is right! Punani just gonna be one more person to battle with on a powder day. Not to mention him and his smear turn messing up even more of the fresh stuff than say sss and his small turns!

[Kellie]

I suppose we'll have to sacrifice perfectly good gully walls as well, as he'll probably want to put his body imprint in all of them now . . .

[Greydon Clark]

Look the fuck out, SP is back in the game. Ladies (and gentlemen), SP is a wonderful cuddly fellow who, despite all his big talk, enjoys romantic evenings at home sipping a good Merlot and listening to the Hi-Fi in front of the fire. Additionally, he is pretty good at Scrabble.

SP, sounds like you made a bold, but appropriate move. Last weekend you spent too much time on the phone.

[tuffy109]

i thought you were a p.i.m.p.

diss!


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[lph]

all kidding aside, i honestly can't remember the last time i skied with sp???

Glad you are back, sorry it had to happen at the expense of a gf. especially one who would call you to tell she just made out with another girl at a bar.

[Superstar Punani]

all kidding aside, i honestly can't remember the last time i skied with sp???

Glad you are back, sorry it had to happen at the expense of a gf. especially one who would call you to tell she just made out with another girl at a bar.

Damn...I only regret not getting her into a threesome with some other hot young thang.

I pretty much stopped skiing after I got back from my last Euro trip in Feb and pulled a lame 35 days last season.

[natty dread]

let me cook you a steak, but first you need a hummer' girl. i thought you were a p.i.m.p.

[raging bull] You bothering me about a steak! [/rb]

[hop]

She sounds freaky-deaky! I'm heading into the city right now....what's her #? I bet she's looking for some no-strings-attached rebound action.

[splat]

Damn...I only regret not getting her into a threesome with some other hot young thang.

I pretty much stopped skiing after I got back from my last Euro trip in Feb and pulled a lame 35 days last season.

For all the pissin, bitchin, drivin, schmoozin, boozin, ass-kissin, and money spent on dinners -

You coulda bagged 90 days, done ten laps at the bunny ranch, AND had pics to post.

edit: don't go back for the 'farewell fuck' - it could end up an 18 year good-bye.

[13]

Damn...I only regret not getting her into a threesome with some other hot young thang.

You poor, poor soul.

[cj001f]

She hasn't given the ultimatm and has said she won't, but we'll see.

If they don't ski, they give the ultimatum eventually.

[72Twenty]

Imagine if you will...

Punani dumps g/f, Kirkwood daily operations start two days later, coincidance?

You have just entered... the powder zone

[Twilight Zone Music]
Doo Dee Doo Doo
Doo Dee Doo Doo
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[G]

I've already photoshopped out the blue paint from pu's last "girlfriend" post.

want me to put them up?

[KQ]

Obviously, your first mistake was putting on the collar...the leash was bound to follow (without the pleasure of the whip )

http://www.dogshowjournal.com/DOGGIE...ders/boxer.jpg

[altachic]

Proud of you Punani

Way to give her the finger...errrrr something like that.


I always wanted a piece of that hot ass....but alas, i can not.

[Buster Highmen]

That sounds a bit extreme.

And I've never heard of it referred to as a fucking leash. I may borrow that phrase sometime if it's OK w/you.

[Tippster]

...I always wanted a piece of that hot ass....but alas, i can not.

Clarify, please. HIS or HERS?