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    College paper topic, i think so....

    hmmm......

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    pirates.

    ninjas don't have the camaraderie that pirates do.

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    ninjas, because they're sneaky and good at beheading.

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    Ok I hate to rain on your parade but a pirate would kill a ninja in a hurry.

    The katana is slower then a rapier style sword. Thus a skilled pirate would have greater offensive power. Killing many ninjas in the wake.

    You just got smoked.

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    pirate would never see the ninja coming. Plus pirates can't superjump like ninjas can. Advantage: ninja.

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    Maybe if a pirate was walking down a dark alley drunk as a skunk. But all pirates do is drink, rape, burn, and pillage. The ninja would obviously be outed in the burning.

    Plus pirates have the drunken scurvey attack.


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    "Did the redsox really win the world series"

    Thats an easy essay,

    Yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    "Did the redsox really win the world series"

    Thats an easy essay,

    Yes
    Here's an easier essay: "Will AKPM get laid?"

    No.

    See it's only two letters vs. three, so there's less typing involved.
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    Well done^^^^^^^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime
    Maybe if a pirate was walking down a dark alley drunk as a skunk. But all pirates do is drink, rape, burn, and pillage. The ninja would obviously be outed in the burning.

    Plus pirates have the drunken scurvey attack.

    ninjas have throwing stars, plus...well they're Ninjas! Pirates are usually drunk and either taking on other drunkards or scurvy addled sailors. Fighting ninjas would be like someone used to brawling in the bar taking on an ultimate fighting champion. Ninjas 4 eva.

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    I WAS on the side of the ninja, until I heard their only weakness was super scary ghost stories.............. Pirates have a lot of super scary ghost stories......... well, at least the ones who rent out my basement do. I always run and kick my mom in the face when they tell them to me.

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    oh yeah......


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    For the complete scientific explanation visit

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