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    Boobs are better than turds. Hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    I move that this phrase be stricken from the record and that my mind then be washed out with acid to reduce the possibility of ever remembering it.
    it's friday in already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr
    Boobs are better than turds. Hands down.
    give the guy a treat!

    stop growling at me fer chistsakes, i'm offering you a milkbone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    just talked to a friendly customer service lady in lebanon. she said that in a 28.5 they are 4.5 lbs per boot. she then asked me why i was asking and if i had sent an email. i told them no, i work in a shop in the area. she said 'thats wierd, we just got an email asking that same question' she also mentioned that they are softer than her boobs, and are nice to snuggle up against.
    Sara Maffei by chance?

    Damn 4.5lbs/boot is heavy for AT. They didn't feel so heavy when I picked them up. That's almost the same weight as my G-Rides... cept heavier. I'm gonna go with Rev's advice.

    Thanks for checking that for me. Boobalicious.
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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    That's it, I'm getting a pair. Of the boots, I mean. Theoretically I already have a pair of boobs to snuggle up against, but the snuggle-on-demand thing seals the deal for me. If I were to demand to snuggle up against the real boobs in the family I don't thiink I would ever see, let alone snuggle against, them ever again.
    Brill! I could eliminate one entire piece of carry-luggage. Travel Pillow = Out.

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    no, i talked to robyn. i guess its possible sara has softer boobs than robyn, and the boots may not be softer than boobs when using sara's as a benchmark.

    robyn had to ask someone what the weight was, maybe it was sara. they were definitly naked and snuggling breast to breast, for sure. i could hear it, i swear.

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    Nordica could redeem themselves in my eyes if they posted pictures of Robin on Sara action.
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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    TR-12s great boots for standing around in - of little value elsewhere.
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    A boob in the hand is worth two turds on the boob. Unless your name is Cleveland.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    A boob in the hand is worth two turds on the boob. Unless your name is Cleveland.
    a mouth on the boob is worth two turds in the mouth. unless your name is carl.

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    and a boob on the lip is worth two swipes of the poopy dick...unless your name is Juanita. Which was my grandma's name, unfortunately. And she was Irish...
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    interesting. my family hails from juniata county, right on the banks of the juniata river. http://tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon3.gif

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    One in the pink is worth two across the 'stach unless your name in Sanchez which wasn't my Uncle's name although in retrospect it should have been.

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    I love Boobs. This thread just made me smile/snicker out loud in class. Prof looked at me as he is talking some mumbo jumbo about interest rate nonsense.
    He who has the most fun wins!

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    Bwa! I had to stifle my laughter there for a few minutes.

    Has anyone considered the possibility that the gal(s) at Nordica read this board and have been jerking your chains because they know you're not working at a shop at the moment?
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by 13
    Bwa! I had to stifle my laughter there for a few minutes.

    Has anyone considered the possibility that the gal(s) at Nordica read this board and have been jerking your chains because they know you're not working at a shop at the moment?
    I give that the same odds as Foggy's uncle lovin' the Rasberry Strudel.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    I really doubt that Foggy's uncle's man boobs are softer than the bush.

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    This thread is worthless without some good pics.
    you sketchy character, you

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    i call up robyn again, but she doesn't have her digi cam today. she said maybe tomarrow, if we're lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    I give that the same odds as Foggy's uncle lovin' the Rasberry Strudel.
    The man had a soft spot for strudel regardless of flavor. That's how he became such good friends with Demone and the Rat. Strange shit goes down in the valley.

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    this thread - tears whelping in my eyes and trying not to burst out laughing.
    Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
    this thread - tears whelping in my eyes and trying not to burst out laughing.
    Angry whelping?

    2 drops to this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    give the guy a treat!
    I gave Summit an early Hanukah present.

    Don't tell him, but it's a bag full of fresh turds.

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    That treat is shit. I mean seriously, we've already established that a turd is only worth half of a boob in hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seldon
    Angry whelping?

    2 drops to this thread.
    You started the angry whelping you facking Whelp!

    The angry Whelp is invented!
    Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.

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