David Lee Roth a NYC Paramedic

[Mcwop]

Normally I don't post this kinda crap - I post other kinds of crap.

BUT this is too weird:

LINK

[Beaver]

Scary

http://www.foxnews.com/images/144722..._david_lee.jpg

[phUnk]

Give this patient a glazed doughnut
and a bottle of anything...


To Go...

[splat]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ain't got no baaaaand- aids.

[mr_gyptian]

I wonder if this will have the half life of Riddick Bowe's boot camp experience.

[Helicrackjnky]

Now we know he is seriously hurting for cash!! Reality series to follow!!

[rossibandit]

the dude probably just wants a normal life.

[OldLarry]

the dude probably just wants a normal life.

That's not exactly a normal life-just sayin'. I think it's badass, actually.

[dubu]

hmmm
I wonder how many pain meds are missing form the truck each night..

[A-wreck]

I Thought he lived in L.A.

I liked him better than the red rocker.

[FLEX]

Van Halen sucked after the split with David Lee Roth

If he could ski he could do wicked Cossack's ........also

David Lee Roth Nabs Alleged Intruder
Ex-Van Halen Singer Holds Man With Shotgun

POSTED: 1:13 p.m. EDT May 1, 2003
UPDATED: 1:21 p.m. EDT May 1, 2003

Note to potential intruders: if you go toe to toe with singer David Lee Roth, get ready to face the fire.

A publicist for the ex-Van Halen lead singer said that Roth nabbed an alleged intruder bearing a knife who snuck onto his estate in southern California last Saturday.

Roth woke up at 3 a.m. to the sound of breaking branches, and found the man carrying a knife had scaled the 10-foot wall around his estate.

Roth cornered the man with a shotgun and held him until the police showed up.

"Anyone found bearing arms here at night -- will be found here in the morning," Roth said.

The boisterous rock and roller sang joined brothers Eddie and Alex Van Halen, and bassist Michael Anthony, to form Van Halen in 1974, and quit the band in 1985.

Roth was replaced as the lead singer by Sammy Hagar, a successful solo artist. A few years after Hagar and Van Halen parted ways, the ex-lead singers embarked on a co-headlining tour together.

[snowsprite]

I have a lot of respect for EMTs. I give the dude a lot of credit! Who cares if he has any money left or not, he's doing something positive w/ his life. Kudos!

Sprite

[Anxious Mo-Fo]

http://www.davidleeroth.com/page34.jpg

[Dexter Rutecki]

A friend of mine from college was (is? He's MIA) a NYC paramedic, lotta fucked up things happened. One of the 'best' was the night a dude went on a shooting rampage in the Bronx (I remember the story being in the news and then he told me about it). I think the guy shot and killed maybe five people before the cops got him. So my friend is the first unit to get there, and he finds the guy (shooter) lying on the street with a cop standing over him, resting his foot on the guy's chest (cops shot him at least a few times to bring him down). My friend looks at the cop (he didn't know what had happened) and says, "You gotta move your foot." Cop asks why, and my friend tells him, "'Cause if you don't he's gonna die." At that point my friend starts examining the shooter, and sees that his face is covered in some wet, slimey substance. Cop real slowly removes his foot, coughs up a bunch of phlegm, and then spits one more time on the guy's face.
Don't think the shooter survived.
Somehow, I don't think this is Diamond Dave's gig.

[Plakespear]

What the fuck? That's just too surreal.
On the other hand I think Vin Diesel was working as a corrections officer when I got busted at the RNC.

[fez]

after seeing van halen in bozeman a couple nights ago i think David Lee Roth should rejoin the band. Eddie definitely looked like he could use an EMT around full time.

[Dexter Rutecki]

What the fuck? That's just too surreal.
On the other hand I think Vin Diesel was working as a corrections officer when I got busted at the RNC.

If he seemed awkward and unconvincing in the role, it probably was him.

[Tap]

after seeing van halen in bozeman a couple nights ago i think David Lee Roth should rejoin the band. Eddie definitely looked like he could use an EMT around full time.

that's funny, fez.

from VH2 ---------

You better call me a doctor.
Feelin' no pain.
Overloaded, down the drain.
Somebody get me a doctor.

You better call up the ambulance, I'm deep in shock.
Overloaded, baby, I can hardly walk.
Somebody get me a doctor.
Somebody get me a doctor.

Feelin' over fine.
And I'm speedin' down that line. (hoo hoo!)
Somebody get me a shot. (bah-DUM!)

[fez]

that's funny, fez.

yeah, i thought it was funny when i said it. but watching Eddie up on stage, drunk off his ass, no teeth, trying to sing and talk with half a tongue, looking gaunt and frail was just plain sad.

instead of an intermission each band member did about a 5 min solo while the others took a break. I was really excited for Eddie's. Alex just plain beat the shit out of his drums and rocked it out. Michael Anthony was ok. Hagar came out on stage and did some lame 'where eagles fly' song but then backed it up with a great version of 'cant drive 55'. Eddie's solo started off really bad. He was so unstable Alex and Michael stuck around for the first couple minutes to keep an eye on him. Toward the end he got it together and gave a good performance for the last minute or so.

It was a great show though. Played mostly older stuff, had a good set and a great light show. It was just kind of sad to see Eddie looking like that.

[LAN]

I think I'd rather die than receive mouth to mouth from David Lee Roth. And even Sammy Hagar for that matter.