-Cletus lost his virginity.
-TJ Burke came out.
-Vinzclortho has a job.
-Basom and Bill are sober. Not really.
-President Bush is still our President, most of us still hate him, and Mr. G and Brett still swing from his nuts like so many lice.
-Odin and Rusty are getting married and Rusty is wearing a blouse in the service.
-Phil is poor but living in a nice neighborhood where there are no wrenches.
-phUnk quit his job quicker than it took him to find it.
-Arty likes Tyrone.
-Tyrone had a bad day.
-Splat and Twoplanker are killing it with their Bromodels.
-FNG is really black.
-Viva has fungus.
-Scoober barfed.
-Gunderson is blowing up on the mag scene but is still drunk.
-Bakerboy is now a bonified photoslut, but is also still drunk.
-Owens got a new backyard.
-Mountain Freak is killin' it.
-Alka is a rockstar who everybody wants to touch except tranies and pro surfer girls.
-Snowfire is between cups of coffee.
-KD is ashamed, generally speaking.
-Pu has more sex than Mick Jagger and apparently breaks beds like Star Jones.
-Iceman is...well...everyone.
-Beaver likes porn.
-iskibc is skiing the bc and killin' it.
-So is shera
-Brett likes WASP
-Summit likes Brett
-Gordy is offering a nice ski camp for maggots.
-Dinglberry changed his avatar.
-It's snowing somewhere.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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