Rusty Nails and the Man Blouse: or AKA What hath Seattle wraught!

[Nipsey Russell]

As for Z-Bo (who does not wear just hoodies), Joshbu (and his "Microsoft intellectual" spectacles) and others in the crowd crying "not me" and thereby lying not only to yourselves, but everyone else -- be ashamed.

No more talk about metrosexuals
because I must confess,
this can only get worse
and we'll be seeing Z-Bo in a dress.

[Buster Highmen]

OK, I have electric clothes. An international orange satin shirt, cowboy style with black piping, crumpled and burnt from sparks in the wee hours of consciousness. I think I got it in a Deer Lodge MT junk store back when I thought "Stayin' Alive" was the dumbest thing ever.

Now __those__ guys dressed funny.

I have red and green ghostweave ikat Guatemalan hippie pants, purchased by my mother in law for me when we took her to a Dead show in the '80s. I like to wear them to punk shows and occasionally to work.

I have patched levis, lovingly needled by thrift hippie chicks from the past. I'm too fat now to wear most of them.

I have a finely honed array of golf pants, selectively chosen for the most obnoxious plaid or wide, integrated belt. I think some are doubleknit. When paired with a black "Face Ditch" t-shirt ( http://www.faceditch.com/ ) or yellow Missoula Stockman's Bar (Liquor Up Front, Poker In The Rear) t-shirt, I feel properly attired to attend a rock concert or political rally.

Alas, I confess to lacking any of that fine sportwear from the late 70's (neon) or late 80's (TNF Geek Tech). My ski wear went from racer dood to army surplus to stealthwear, skipping the finer feathers of that period.

And so, if each of us dredge, we can likley fine some ghastly threads that eschew any semblance of sartorial splendor.

It's just that Rusty and I have the taste to wear them in exactly the wrong situation.
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[Zeedashbo]

i have to admit. i also wear wigs and boobs. and the odd dress shirt. nothing shiny mind you. just playeriffic. and really what this all boils down to is that odin is jealous. he wants to be smoove like rusty, but can't even comprehend what amount of smoove it would take to even give rusty a reach around. so, like all sore losers, he covertly hides his lame attempt at smooveness behind a facade of man blouse hating.

[Odin]

All lies and half truths! I merely spoke from an intervention booklet to lure you into spilling the real deal.

As for the fruity drinks, at least I wasn't the one who wanted to go to SUB ZERO of all places.

and let's the forget the acapella rendition of "My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar"

[Rusty Nails]

You have been sucked into a black hole of denial. Who brought up going to Subzero? Who was the FIRST person to sing of their milkshake? Your girlfriend needs to kick yer ass for being such a fancy-lad. Have you told her of your undying devotion to beauty clad in a white sweater at Koot's?