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Thread: RIP: Whoreface McTaykezit

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    Unhappy RIP: Whoreface McTaykezit

    ...or whatever phUnk's avatar's name was. She gave it her all. And apparently she just couldn't take it anymore. Thanks for the good times, Whoreface. We'll miss you.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Sources say she was not broffesional enough.

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    meh. she was just jogging, anyway.

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    Hey, I wasn't done with her yet!
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    Godamnit! I was just about to finish!
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    i heard she was actually a he
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle
    i heard she was actually a he
    ............

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    say it ain't so!

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    It's funny the associations you make because of peoples avatars.... I have a feeling that if I actually meet phunk, he won't be the midget ninja porn star that I have pictured in my head. I keep wandering around Minneapolis asking big, scary looking black guys for change in hopes I'll meet FNG. Basom is pretty much excatly like his avatar, but in real life he jumps slower. I've never met vinzclortho, but that doesn't keep me from having nightmares about what would happen if he met my mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
    I have a feeling that if I actually meet phunk, he won't be the midget ninja porn star that I have pictured in my head.
    He's actually a Pirate midget porn star.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
    I keep wandering around Minneapolis asking big, scary looking black guys for change in hopes I'll meet FNG.
    There's your problem. You've gotta start asking big scary looking black guys with no legs for change.
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    This new avatar makes me feel even dirtier than the previous one. I mean, you can't see what's happening to the rest of the ski...

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    Talking

    i just figured he'd finally gotten ahold of Smokey McHorndog ...
    to all my friends, it's not the end
    the earth has not swallowed me yet

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