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  1. 11-15-2004, 12:47 AM #1
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    Talking Igneous Spatulas

    I plowed into a gully (that wasn't supposed to be there) at terminal velocity on the runout of a little rock drop, spatulizing my Iggy FaGS

    If anyone knows how to turn a pair of FaGS straight then let me know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Punani

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punani

    If anyone knows how to turn a pair of FaGS straight then let me know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Punani
    I plowed into a gully (that wasn't supposed to be there) at terminal velocity on the runout of a little rock drop, spatulizing my Iggy FaGS

    If anyone knows how to turn a pair of FaGS straight then let me know.
    What do you mean the gully wasn't supposed to be there? Did somebody move it without telling you?
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    Rumor has it you left an impression in the snowbank...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Rumor has it you left an impression in the snowbank...

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    I don't have the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    It's 9:47 am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Is that one of those new Iron Red X Cross grabs I've been hearing so much about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Wha? It shows up just fine for me. I just checked another browser to be sure there wasn't some caching weirdness or something. Your puter done broke or sumtin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
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