Anyone else get some today...?

[Hugh Conway]

Empty peelers. I dream of conditions like that . I would surf till I couldn't lift my arms.

if you are stupid enough to belive greatwhitedildo that it's empty y'all fucking idiots deserve the crowds. What is so fucking hard to accept that a major big break in pumping conditions would be busy? yup man ulu's empty! Good thing he's the kind of dildo the moderators want around! Tye's fucking tired of my calling out stupid bullshit but the dildo's to be protected. Fucking idiotic.

anyways, if you want bali "stoke", no need for the dildo and phantom bros http://www.baliwaves.com/

[whitekingsalmon]

jajajajaaaaaa I never said it was empty ya kook... my friend that sent me the pic told me there was something like 40 people out,,. and as you know cuz you said you went there ( I have been there too) that 40 people isnt that crowded for such a open area with like 3 sections. He told me he caught all the waves he wanted and it was early early morning. early bird get the worm,,. again I never said it was empty.
hugh maybe next time you go you should lay off the happy shakes and the clubs in kuta and rent your scooter the night before you go surf the morning glass,,,, sounds like someone had a bad experience at uluwatu,,, did ya get heckled out of the water by the local white boy groms or did ya drop in on some chick and get your ass beat????

[Hugh Conway]

your bro sounds as full as shit as you do (but it spews real good on the interwebz). been there at first light for the "morning glass" fuckwad and finished up to see the long konga of "kooks"* make there way down the stairs. It is what it is, and I didn't fly halfway around the world to hangout with a couple hundred bros in a full on douche fest. I don't get "stoked" hanging out in agro tram lines either.

*tourists, bros, and the occasional "lifer" core dude

jerkoffjerkoffjerkoff

[whitekingsalmon]

only a fucktwat would fly half way around the world to surf a super famous break in the super high season and expect nobody to be there... you stupid fusktwat you... im sure of it now the lil blond local groms kicked you out of the lineup jajajaaaa btw you seem to be the king spewer on tgr go argue with someone else n dont treat me like you boyfriend.

[Hugh Conway]

you just said there were only 40 people there and it was really good. Make up your fucking mind.

[Ski to Be]

Didn't mean to stir up the hornets nest . I naively looked at the picture and it looked empty did not consider who was posting it. Anyhow I don't have any ego about surfing. I love it though.

[whitekingsalmon]

,,, hey ski to be dont mind that guy and what he says,,,,, I blew up the picture you spaek of and not a soul was on one of those 4 waves...... heres a pic I took of the low season in uluwatu,,, I counted 17 people out when I took it and empty waves rolling in one after another,,,, the wet season ( low season) is the time to go ,, october thru april.......

[Hugh Conway]

yeah, it's great when there's onshores and small dribblers.

no ego, jjust honest. there's tons of super skilled talent on that island. names and faces you recognize even if you don't sniff jock. you are either part of that set (I'm not even on the same planet) or lying through your fucking teeth if you say you are getting tons of waves; unless you are an expert or maybe some super eurotrash asshole you aren't going to get off a plane and get many. based on observation in and out of the water the number of people who genuinely do are very, very few.

at least if you pick up some chick from one of the clubs in kuta (cough Bounty) you know you can ride her yourself without 10 bros dropping in mid pump.

[Rodneyyee]

The funniest thing is whitedildo meth head has all these friends but has to run off red's with his beater 5 year old gear when snowboarders threaten to kick his ass. Max knows where you live little bitch and lets see how much your mouth runs this year!!! Talking about how rad u surf on the internet is sooooooooooooo telling of what poseur you are gank mouth. You suck at surfing,fishing and everybody in Mammoth knows what a clown you are.

[Ottime]

Not to mention he is a twat. The funny thing about fishboy is he shows up here, acts like a twat, gets into shit with PW7, gets his panties in a bunch and then goes crying to the mods about it. They had little idea what a piece of shit he really is and actually believed his claim of victim hood. He kind of sucks at trolling (although he is reeling hugh in on this one). A loser loner joins forum to call others losers, all the while claiming he has friends in far away places as he pulls tourist bureau shots off the internet. Classic. Get a life you tool, and get on with it.

Anyway, again, I'll try a redirect.

Last March

[whitekingsalmon]

hilarious shit im reading here,,, thanks for making me laugh......jajajaaaaaaaaa hilarious shit man

[strawjack]

Not to mention he is a twat. The funny thing about fishboy is he shows up here, acts like a twat, gets into shit with PW7, gets his panties in a bunch and then goes crying to the mods about it. They had little idea what a piece of shit he really is and actually believed his claim of victim hood. He kind of sucks at trolling (although he is reeling hugh in on this one). A loser loner joins forum to call others losers, all the while claiming he has friends in far away places as he pulls tourist bureau shots off the internet. Classic. Get a life you tool, and get on with it.

Anyway, again, I'll try a redirect.

Last March

yup! sad pathetic little man. hopefully he'll get some help some day.

Pic outside your front door? My kid is gonna shit if he doesn't become a banana slug.

[Ottime]

yup! sad pathetic little man. hopefully he'll get some help some day.

Pic outside your front door? My kid is gonna shit if he doesn't become a banana slug.

No. That one is about a 4 1/2 minute car ride.

I live a mile from the water, up a hill a bit. Lucked into a killer view of the bay. Can see all the weather coming and going and surface conditions. Can't see any waves.

So basically nothing right out the front door, but plenty of options for my son to bike to once he gets old enough.

Been a good week up here with the super clean mornings (and some evenings) and mini long period swell. There is something about a 3'+@17 that is super fun to ride. Maybe it is the perfect playful shoulder high barrel

[strawjack]

I wish we had a break like Cowells here. Have a cup of coffee while riding a wave. Chill

[Mr brownstone]

I wish we had a break like Cowells here. Have a cup of coffee while riding a wave. Chill

that was york last night

nice shot, ott.

[Ottime]

Thanks. Another fun night of combo chest to head high glassy hollow long period goodness. Only grabbed eight waves in my 45 minute session, but the first two were the best. First one was a thick overhead bomb that just bowled up and begged for deep pittedness; I barely was able slow done and scrape a cover up out of it. Number two was just endless shoulder high carve faces and lips to crush. I looked for number three, but while most were really fun, none lived up to hope set by those first two. It was pretty crowded. Like maybe six of us. Someone in the line up was complaining about it. It would have been nicer if he were not there, come to think of it.

[whitekingsalmon]

ottime do you surf any better now than that 2001 youtube video ???

[Ottime]

You are really quite interested in me. So, no, I will not surf in board shorts for you. I'm way too old for your taste anyway.

[Rodneyyee]

ottime do you surf any better now than that 2001 youtube video ???

Hows your yellow teeth ? Getting better at the cooks yet?
What happened? Ran out of time to surf the web for picture from your "friends" ? And did you just learn Ja=yes/yea? So it would actually be Ja Ja Ja, etc-----

PS-next time you beater red cone post up your epic pictures!!

[whitekingsalmon]

jajaja==== hahaha===laughing

[Atrain505]

Another solid weekend in Tofino. Great waves with a little more bump than the previous weekend. Head high glassy goodness.

Chopes webcast is on. Big, even huge tubes, insane eat shit moments, perfect, perfect glass. Amazing surfing to watch.

[Ottime]

Another solid weekend in Tofino. Great waves with a little more bump than the previous weekend. Head high glassy goodness.

Chopes webcast is on. Big, even huge tubes, insane eat shit moments, perfect, perfect glass. Amazing surfing to watch.

Yeah, I heard kingfisher's friend was there an shot this pic. Sick! I'm surprised he has not spewed all over the forums about his udder radness by association. Does he not know we all wait to see what else attributes his awesomeness?



(Hoping this is a thumb nail, just for effect)

[Ottime]

Hows your yellow teeth ? Getting better at the cooks yet?
What happened? Ran out of time to surf the web for picture from your "friends" ? And did you just learn Ja=yes/yea? So it would actually be Ja Ja Ja, etc-----

PS-next time you beater red cone post up your epic pictures!!

He only has yellow teeth because Laird's spudge stain them that way. You could only be so lucky. Has nothing to do with any of his illegal activities. Actually, kind of surprised he doesn't keep a lower profile.

And no way he beatered Red Cone. That is basically a blue run. Who hikes in that far if they can't ride?

[Ottime]

Actually, something that matters. Please unite those previous comments. I should not make fun of the small minded.

Does anyone know of an App, or even a website, that allows you to enter a location and a time frame and get tide data. Such as "Santa Cruz, August 20th, 6-8pm". It could just be start and end tide heights, but a sun curve graph would e even better.

I know how o read tide charts as calculate all that shit, but it would sure be nice to that at your finger tips. I have a surf window tonight that was killed by wind/tide. Just won't be worth the time. I'm often making secessions on when to create surf windows based on tide, as well as swell.

[Hugh Conway]

are you serious, or trolling the dildo for shits n' giggles and more bullshit lies (like blond groms at ulu)? there's dozens. even fucking surfline has one.