
Originally Posted by
Ottime
My honest advice for dealing with Dbags in the water is avoid them at all cost. If someone yells at me, I try to deflate them. It is rare that I get yelled at. On a shortboard, decent skill set, mellow, and try to to take too many waves. I usually surf at spots that have fewer folks out. Two summer spots I hit can get pretty competitive, but since they are near the county line, no one (or one group) really owns the spot. Ability to take off in the pit it what rules. I try to work the arena and surf were folks are not sitting. If everyone is out on the peak, I work the inside. Or vice versa. Hell, I like working the inside, and then getting out when the good sets come, and watching everyone paddle for the first few waves, get out of position, and then have it bowl right up on me. My usual fall spot is dominated by a group of 15 or so regulars. Rarely are more than 6 out at a time, but when the pack gets to 12, we still mostly know each other and follow Gentlemen's Rule. And it is one of the best slabs around. Winter things tend to spread out just due to the amount of swell. And when I surf in town, I play by town rules, which are not very nice, but will get you waves.
On another note, comments I have heard in the water recently about wetsuits. I basically goes like this:
Ever notice that everyone who wears a ________ is ________.
Brands: Buell, Matuse, Hotline, Rip Curl, O'neil, Patagonia
Comment: thinks they are a fucking local, is just another valley fag, is a douchebag, drives a Prius, is rich urbanite wannabee kook, squid lid wearing fucker
Try to match them up. Actual comments may have been formulated differently. The actual wording above was my buddies over beers after his kite session.
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