anyone think that APLINE should be skiers only

[bad_roo]

Serious armchair sports connoisseurs - such as myself - swear by the Quesadilla Floppy Dick Hat with cool ranch dip.

[Spicoli]

Make sure to avoid eating the Dick with Raunch Drip

[Free Range Lobster]

Any other dick receipes?

Sometimes you want to treat your guests to an EXQUISITE bag of dicks.

[Spicoli]

This is exactley the king of shit you will NEVER find on the Food Channel.

This place is priceless (cue MasterCard commercial.....)

[Baconzoo]

I like to stick two toothpicks in my weenies to further illustrate the bumping that my Guests might do. Serve with milk.

[Baconzoo]

Smoking fags--the new gay bashing?

Just poking fun at smokers

[Dexter Rutecki]

Whoa. Took me a second to figure out what I was looking at. Wow.

I guess that's a nice looking fag.

[Spicoli]

I guess that's a nice looking fag.

So, would you hit it?

[Dexter Rutecki]

I'm married, and would never, under any circumstances, answer that question--I mean, I would never be interested in such a thing.

[Spicoli]

I'm married, and would never, under any circumstances, answer that question--I mean, I would never be interested in such a thing.

What if you could wear the chicken suit? Sounds pretty damn tempting...

[Dexter Rutecki]

I'm guessing that with a chick like that, the chicken suit is pretty much assumed.

[Greydon Clark]

It would be great to get good mogal lines somewhere in california.. I think apine is the best place to promote this within the tahoe area...

I agree. Also, we should ban all skis wider than 70mm under foot and shorter than 205cm.