wait so if a story isn't true its bad?
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Thread: hey mr. can you watch our bus
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11-10-2004, 08:31 PM #26
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11-10-2004, 09:52 PM #27
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I, for one, really enjoyed that story. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story, eh TJ.
I like living where the Ogdens are high enough so that I'm not everyone's worst problem.- YetiMan
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11-10-2004, 10:19 PM #28
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[QUOTE=KQ]OMG - that is the most ridiculous piece of tripe I have read in a long time. I couldn't get past part III.
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Wait, there's more then III parts?? I thought he was just shity at ending stories.......still not worth finishing
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11-10-2004, 10:27 PM #29
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Reading that story was like eating an apple through a chain link fence.
"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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11-11-2004, 01:15 AM #30
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No, but that story is just bad.
Originally Posted by lax
"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-11-2004, 01:15 AM #31
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I was amused by the story... wanted to hear what happened to the dickheads in the end.
Originally Posted by blurred
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11-11-2004, 09:05 AM #32
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All I can think of when I read the thread title here is that Ween song:
"Hey mister, please help my pony...
...I think it's his lung...
...I think it's fucked up..."
Anyone know of that song?"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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11-11-2004, 02:15 PM #33
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In a startling development Somebody just called out punani...... Its on beetches.
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11-11-2004, 02:31 PM #34
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Originally Posted by Duker
Wow, atleast maggots have the balls to call people on their shit without hiding behind fake names.
The stories are totally out of whack, no self respecting skier would spend all that time out west and not stay there, but they're funny.
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11-11-2004, 02:48 PM #35
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Scheez, the story there would be allright at about a quarter the length, but is it just me or is that board just one big circle jerk?
I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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11-11-2004, 02:57 PM #36
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You guys just don't understand. Teeejaay is the coolest. He is the "Grandfather."
I'm sure many of you are familiar with his work from another Forum."I never thought this would happen to me...."
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11-11-2004, 03:06 PM #37
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Originally Posted by teledave
Its like the big pants snowboard jibbers and the newschool shit attitude ex racer ski jibbers all ran into each other and started a huge community of gay.
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11-11-2004, 03:32 PM #38
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Originally Posted by likwid
"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."I like living where the Ogdens are high enough so that I'm not everyone's worst problem.- YetiMan
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11-11-2004, 03:43 PM #39
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Oh my,........that story sucks.
.......but I would still be into hearing the story about the REAL b-boy battle in Bagdad.
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11-11-2004, 03:50 PM #40
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Can someone verify the Cat-Skiing incident. I hadn't heard that one. Sounds like a good story.
I like living where the Ogdens are high enough so that I'm not everyone's worst problem.- YetiMan
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11-11-2004, 04:14 PM #41
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LOL!!!! Well if anything - this has entertainment value. There's something for everyone, either you like the story or you like the underlying battle.
Last edited by KQ; 11-11-2004 at 04:16 PM.
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11-11-2004, 04:49 PM #42
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I just had a slightly scary thought...
In the past (although not so much in the last year), the Maggots have invaded other message boards. The invasions were usually amusing and short lived (because we usually went after heavily moderated boards). An invasion from the K2 "thugz" could be kind of interesting. An all-out war could develop that might last quite a while since neither of the boards have too much moderation. Oddly enough, we would likely be the old-farts with sticks up our asses in any sort of interaction between the two groups. Kind of a role-reversal compared to our historical position.
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11-11-2004, 05:00 PM #43
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They'd brag about the Seth Pistols their parents bought them. Originally Posted by AntiSoCalSkier
Thats not very interesting.
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11-11-2004, 05:04 PM #44
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They have TJ - we're fucked!
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11-11-2004, 05:13 PM #45
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We have a bowl of dicks.
WE WIN!
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11-11-2004, 05:16 PM #46
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What happened with the cat skiing trip? That's a story I'd be interested to read.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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11-11-2004, 05:24 PM #47
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they would inevitably do a google search on "bukkake death from above" and loose their internet privleges because Net-Nanny would catch them red handed.
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11-11-2004, 06:53 PM #48
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You know what's funny? T.J complains about the highschool mentality here, but the majority of kids over at K2 actually ARE highschoolers...interesting. Pedophile? You make the call.
"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-11-2004, 06:57 PM #49
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I was just thinking of the TJ cat skiing story myself, but wasn't actually there, so I've only heard several maggots describe it.
Can't remember details, but it has something to do with TJ wandering off by himself (into several avy zones?) leaving everyone to wonder what had happened to him, to the point that people were actually concerned about his fate. As I recall, TJ apologized several times on the board (powmag, I think) for doing it.[quote][//quote]
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11-11-2004, 07:28 PM #50
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So, I suppose the cat skiing trip in question is when Valhalla powder cats lugged something like 30+ people into the backcountry for a BBQ, kickers, and cat runs during the BC summit. The cats were full and then there were like 5 people being towed by cat in addition plus they had to make two runs to get everyone out. (Me, MD9, and MoE got to spend an hour not decapitating each other, or skiing into the cat's tracks on the downslopes while being towed. All in good fun.)
Anyhoo, so Valhalla charged next to nothing for this trip and their guides and twister (Valhalla owner and occasional maggot lurker) basically busted their asses hardcore all day trying to keep people safe.
TJ skied away from the group and the guide, got lost, and it took a search party to find him. I don't remember if he had anyone with him. I know there was some drama about wether he did it intentionally or just got lost.
It was certainly an eventful day. Z-Bo threw one of the biggest backflips I've ever seen, on the first time the kicker was hit, no less. MD9 threw a giant lawndart which GT40 sequenced. That was a great shot. Honc got avalanched and lost a ski that was a loaner.
Certainly a day of maggot lore.
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