Why everyone hates the NBA

[Aldo]

Coach, I need some time...

[The Reverend Floater]

Just one more reason why I hate my life. PM me your address, Basom.

[basom]

Coach, I need some time...

"This isn't the Cuban missile crisis. It's not life or death, it's not about national security," Carlisle said. "It's just simply about a group of guys needing to remind ourselves -- all of us -- about the sanctity of team, and what it's about."

why should we expect anything from Artest? he is the guy laying it all out on defense. its not like you can say he doesn't try, he is one of the hardest working guys in the sport. who the hell cares if he has a music career? i sure don't hate him for that.

its obvious he has no tact what so ever, but i don't hate the nba because ron artest has a hard time expressing himself to his coach and the media. he made a request and it was denied. thats not a story. its not worth getting people worked up.

[Cornholio]

You guys are gonna get bent over like Scott Hamilton at a Prince concert.

Just reminding.

I have no interest in ball, but I do like smack talk.

[Aldo]

He made a request and it was denied. thats not a story. its not worth getting people worked up.

Tell that to ESPN and the Pacers front office.

[basom]

Tell that to ESPN and the Pacers front office.

thats who i was talking to, well mostly just the media. you are only guilty of reading it and thinking that it was worth adding to the argument of why people should hate the NBA.

[mildbill.]

thats not a story. its not worth getting people worked up.

it's funny though. like, i didn't know ron artest had a rap album coming out nov. 23 before i read this story. but now, i do! isn't that funny? like, really weird how that works? the media sure is interesting.

[The Reverend Floater]

Just reminding.

I have no interest in ball, but I do like smack talk.

Thanks for the reminder of why I HATE YOU!

[basom]

like, i didn't know ron artest had a rap album coming out nov. 23 before i read this story. but now, i do! isn't that funny?

it is a total hoot, dude.

[mildbill.]

it is a total hoot, dude.

and i'll be laughing all the way to the record store on nov. 23, let me tell you.

i mean, ron artest, rapping!?! solid gold baby. i think we should put some ill helmet cam footy to that joint.

[basom]

oh, don't you worry about that.

i'll just steal some more footy from your cache and edit it up with sick artest beats and post it with out asking. thats cool rigth?

[mildbill.]

i'll just steal some more footy from your cache and edit it up with sick artest beats and post it with out asking. thats cool rigth?

i'm 'bout it 'bout it yo

[Aldo]

"you are only guilty of reading it and thinking that it was worth adding to the argument of why people should hate the NBA."


Soooo guilty I am. Team's leading scorer. 11th in league in scoring. Leading the division. He wants to take a month off to promote his new album.

[mildbill.]

yo i'm ron artest
one of the best
bump me with your chest
and i'm drivin to the net

he's bout it bout it, so stop hatin, yo. this is funk flex sayin somebody better bring tha hearse, because ron artest be killin it, yo! the album be droppin november 23rd, cop that shit, what's good, bling bling, et al and shit, n'a'amean? FUNK FLEX YO!

[Stu Gotz]

Word on the street is that TJ will be in the first Ron Artest video breaking out the mythic crazy legs to windmill to caterpillar move.

[mildbill.]

Word on the street is that TJ will be in the first Ron Artest video breaking out the mythic crazy legs to windmill to caterpillar move.

[mc hammer on the simpsons] mmmm...proper![/mchots]

i'm artest the artiste
on defense i'm a beast
offense to say the least
i'm the best on the streets

dude i can't wait to buy that album.

[Tippster]

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[Aldo]

permission granted.