Why everyone hates the NBA

[iceman]

run a regression analysis

I would, but I'm stuck in depression paralysis.

That's almost like a poem, bitches!

[iceman]

hell yeah. i ordered my #20 payton celtics jersey the other day. gotta go with the glove.

Nah

No ya didn't. Don't play.

[Zeedashbo]

http://store.nba.com/gp/preview/jers...r=20&view=back

[basom]

i'm just stoked i get to watch a home team play the likes of the frightening portland trailblazers tonight. portland, in a dominating performance last night scored a wopping 60 points against the nets, shooting a fiery 24% from the field.

darius miles? the big talent went 2-14.

as shitty as the celtics are this year i am just stoked that we have the oportunity to play teams like this seasons blazers.

(this entire post has been an attempt to needle Rev. in the rib cage)

[Benny Profane]

Say, what ever happened to PJ Carlissimo?

[Grange]

3. I look in the mirror every time I comb my hair or trim my nostrils hairs.

I'm picturing a guy with a really bad comb over and fur coming out of his nose.

[bcrider]

hate the player...not the game.


ps Kings finally won last night.

[The AD]

Sprewell needs to quit spending so much money on those ugly-ass sweaters.

[The Reverend Floater]

i'm just stoked i get to watch a home team play the likes of the frightening portland trailblazers tonight. portland, in a dominating performance last night scored a wopping 60 points against the nets, shooting a fiery 24% from the field.

darius miles? the big talent went 2-14.

as shitty as the celtics are this year i am just stoked that we have the oportunity to play teams like this seasons blazers.

(this entire post has been an attempt to needle Rev. in the rib cage)

Okay, bitch! It's on! A little wager, perhaps? While we only scored 60 last night, don't forget that we have the best defense, statistically in the NBA. Doc Rivers sure sounds worried about "Portland's bruising frontcourt".

Name the price, rookie beyotch!

And I hear your tunnel is leaking. What kind of a NBA team lives in a city with leaking tunnels, anyway? A LOSING TEAM!

I'm going crazy-mad over here.

[basom]

Okay, bitch! It's on! A little wager, perhaps? While we only scored 60 last night, don't forget that we have the best defense, statistically in the NBA. Doc Rivers sure sounds worried about "Portland's bruising frontcourt".

Name the price, rookie beyotch!

And I hear your tunnel is leaking. What kind of a NBA team lives in a city with leaking tunnels, anyway? A LOSING TEAM!

I'm going crazy-mad over here.

aiight byotch, i'll make a bet!

sixer of black lable tall boys, or a skixer of rainer 16 ounce bottles, or oly tall boys.
i only have access to the black lable out here, so thats what you get if you win, but if i win i'm fully expecting some rainer, if you can't find any rainer i guess oly will do, but i have to admit oly is a little to high brow for this sort of bet.


MARK BLOWNT IS GOING TO OWNERIZE. HE'S THE PERFECT CENTER !

[basom]

and i'd like to see ketchum put their enite surface road infrastucture under ground and not have any problems.

you are envious because i got to experience the greatest engineering feat in the history of urban devleopment first hand, and our ball team gets to play on top of the achievement with a really cool bridge going right under the stadium.

whats the rose garden got???? a bunch of lame yellow bikes littered around it? not as cool.

[The Reverend Floater]

aiight byotch, i'll make a bet!

sixer of black lable tall boys, or a skixer of rainer 16 ounce bottles, or oly tall boys.
i only have access to the black lable out here, so thats what you get if you win, but if i win i'm fully expecting some rainer, if you can't find any rainer i guess oly will do, but i have to admit oly is a little to high brow for this sort of bet.


MARK BLOWNT IS GOING TO OWNERIZE. HE'S THE PERFECT CENTER !

Oh, it's on like King Kong's Monkey Dong, playa! I don't know what black label is, but you can bet Payton's decrepit ass that I'll drink it. Tell Blount to watch his head when Miles' nuts are swinging around at about eye level. You guys are gonna get bent over like Scott Hamilton at a Prince concert.

Game: Blouses!

[The Reverend Floater]

Hey..that might be true, but I've never been forcibly taken to the ATM by a crackhead before. Not here, anyway. And we have heated sidewalks and christmas lights that you can suck on, bitch!

[basom]

Oh, it's on like King Kong's Monkey Dong, playa! I don't know what black label is, but you can bet Payton's decrepit ass that I'll drink it.

oh, you'll like it. its good.

if you can only score 60 on the nets, than you won't score more than 75 on the celts. and we'll get 87. yup 87-75, you heard it here first.

[The Reverend Floater]

oh, you'll like it. its good.

if you can only score 60 on the nets, than you won't score more than 75 on the celts. and we'll get 87. yup 87-75, you heard it here first.

85 - 80, Blazers. BAM!

[basom]

Hey..that might be true, but I've never been forcibly taken to the ATM by a crackhead before. Not here, anyway. And we have heated sidewalks and christmas lights that you can suck on, bitch!

chisrtmas light to suck on?

i don't want that shit. here i am surounded by wonderful chanuka cheer and kwanza good will. and not all bostonians get forced to pay 100 dollors to crack heads. only future law students who's names are rob and last names begin with w get that oportunity.

[Woodsy]

Trivia:

whos the team in the West that is undefeated, whos scored over 100 a game so far without their star Point guard?

Who is 6-9 and has a league leading 26 blocks.
Hint, he leads the league in steals?


I'm done here.

Rev i'm gonna love drinking your liquor.....

[basom]

well, well rev. my boy LaFrentz stepping up with his first double double as a celtic. and dispite a really bad second half (lamar was on a serious mission, jesus fuck) paul did what he does best.

you can put beer in the mail right?

http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/pierce435x316.jpg

[13]

The season is still in diapers and y'all Blazers, Celts, and Jazz fans are making wagers? Maybe I need to get in on this.

Let's see if my boys can pimp-slap the Jazz without Big Ben this weekend, eh! http://www.piercn-amethyst.com/emot/backhand.gif

That'd make for a nice birthday present.

[basom]

eh, i know where my guys stand in the east. and its pretty close to the bottom. i do, however, fully believe thay are a better 'team' than the blazers. the only reason rev wanted to bet was i made fun of them for only scoring 60 points against the nets (a feat that could certainly also be accomplished by the c's).

where is my damn beer rev?

[Spicoli]

Do NOT make me release the Pit Bulls!!!!!!!!!!!!

[basom]

you think they could chase me down with my 3000 mile head start?

[iceman]

The Rev sure seems a bit quiet this morning. Probably wrapping the beer, I guess.

[basom]

i hope he thinks to use bubble wrap.

[Spicoli]

you think they could chase me down with my 3000 mile head start?

I'm not sure. I know they had their own treadmill