Great SPAM Titles

[watersnowdirt]

Lately, the junk mail I'm getting seems to be getting more and more ridiculous (ahem, I mean rediculous).

Some examples...

Grown Man Found Fondling Squirrels

If Your Mortgage rate sucks crap, click here

And this one slipped by my spam filter and ended up in my inbox...

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Does this work for ANYONE? Who is keeping these people in business? And who writes this stuff? And what the hell is a crapulence?

[iceman]

And what the hell is a crapulence?

Very similar to a cromulence, but worse.

[bad_roo]

I think a crapulence is the scientific name for turtle head. I could be wrong.

If it proceeds to touch cloth, I believe it becomes something else altogether.