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Thread: Caption Please!!!!
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10-31-2003, 01:25 PM #1
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Caption Please!!!!
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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10-31-2003, 01:38 PM #2
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The Wea-sel cometh and the girlies run-eth fft fttt fttt.[/Pauly Shore voice]
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10-31-2003, 01:42 PM #3
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abra ca dabra the economy's fixed
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10-31-2003, 01:45 PM #4
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"die sadam, die"
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10-31-2003, 01:47 PM #5
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POKE OF DOOM!
"Due to economic reasons, we have to cut back on our anti-terrorism task force. Sooo, we're just gonna knock on their doors and when they answer WE'RE GONNA POKE THEIR EYES OUT!!! Good plan?"
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10-31-2003, 01:55 PM #6
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"That question brings to mind the antics of our greatest marionette treasure, Punch of "Punch and Judy" fame. I have always enjoyed the pure theatrical genius of Punch. He takes no guff, never! And how easily Mr. Punch holds and sways his audience. Watch their faces - and not only of the children. See how quickly the expressions change, now concerned, now sad, now sympathetic, now apprehensive, now laughing -but mostly laughing. The greatest actors in the land can learn from Punch. Why, he has only to poke his long nose through the crack of the curtains before he has even made an appearance, and his audience squeals with joy! What a comedian! What a rogue! Before the curtain rises everybody knows that he is about to commit more murders than Bluebeard and are delighted at the prospect of watching him do them - a slap over the head with his club, a spin around it, then up into the air with them and away. One after the other they are disposed of and old Punch struts proudly around rejoicing in his wickedness. And what about justice? Nobody cares tuppence for justice. When the strong arm of the law is dealt with in similar fashion everybody laughs. Just for a change, then, Punch hangs the hangman in his own noose and everybody cheers: It's good, though, to see Punch taking a few knocks and even better to see the Crocodile taking a hefty bite at his nose, but the very idea that Punch should otherwise suffer for his crimes is unthinkable!
I'm sorry, what was the question again?"
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10-31-2003, 03:19 PM #7
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"And then the laser beams will shoot down from the unmanned tactical defense unit, SCHHeWW SCHHeWW!!! KA-PSGSHNH! and all of the dealers selling illegal narcotics paraphanelia will be vaporized."
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10-31-2003, 03:39 PM #8
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Can't think of anything that clever for a caption, but was thinking about KQ's "a bitter little fruit."
Alex Trebek: A bitter little fruit.
Contestant: Who is Richard Simmons?
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry! We were looking for kumquat.
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10-31-2003, 04:31 PM #9
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Steed, "Mrs. Peel, take out the blighter!"
Last edited by fiddler; 10-31-2003 at 04:36 PM.
In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
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10-31-2003, 04:34 PM #10
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Originally posted by The AD
Can't think of anything that clever for a caption, but was thinking about KQ's "a bitter little fruit."
Alex Trebek: A bitter little fruit.
Contestant: Who is Richard Simmons?
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry! We were looking for kumquat.
Emma Rocks!!!Originally posted by fiddler
Steed, "Mrs. Peel, take out the blighter!"
(No doubt I'll change it back to the fruits soon...)
Last edited by KQ; 10-31-2003 at 04:42 PM.
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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10-31-2003, 04:36 PM #11
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Re: Caption Please!!!!
Yo, yo, yo my homeys....Originally posted by KQ
A scary one just for Halloween:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart...50rumsfeld.jpgQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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10-31-2003, 04:42 PM #12
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She is the best. Although there is whats-her-name on whats-that-show. Shes pretty good, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS EMMA PEEL!Emma Rocks!!!
OK, this is a test, what is her name and what is that show? Help my brain please.In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
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10-31-2003, 04:44 PM #13
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Hmmmmmm ya gotta help me out here. I just got back from lunch at the Pike Place Brewery...............Originally posted by fiddler
She is the best. Although there is whats-her-name on whats-that-show. Shes pretty good, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS EMMA PEEL!
OK, this is a test, what is her name and what is that show? Help my brain please.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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10-31-2003, 04:51 PM #14
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Don't force me to look it up in the tv guide. The show starts with an "A" I think. She is thin, long dark hair and kicks ass.
In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
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10-31-2003, 04:57 PM #15
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OK, I did it, I looked it up. Her name is Sydney Bristow and the show is Alias.
In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
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10-31-2003, 08:24 PM #16
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Re: Caption Please!!!!
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The marionettes, Cue the damn marionettes!
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10-31-2003, 09:29 PM #17
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booga booga booga, you're all Republicans!
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11-02-2003, 09:54 AM #18
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Mrs Peel (in her Diana Rigg incarnation) is definitely better.Originally posted by fiddler
OK, I did it, I looked it up. Her name is Sydney Bristow and the show is Alias.
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