wow, celebrities are calling (please stop)

**Crinkle** · 11-01-2004, 01:44 PM

Well so far ex-pres Billy Clinton, crappy comedien George Lopez and someone else (mind is slipping) have all called the house to tell me to vote. I'm the shizzle. Also had Democratic and republican "canvasers" stop by and tell me to vote. Told them I already voted and shut the door without saying goodbye.

Hey guess what fuckers??

and Fuck you. I already voted. Signing up for the anti-phone spam list has worked except for the stupid non-profit politcal agneda shitheads. Please stop, I am not answering my phone or the door till wednesday. I like my house the peacefull quiet place it is. Next fool that knocks on my door is getting a steak tossed at him and I'm yell at the dogs in my best soldier voice "SICK NUTS"[end rant]

**Arty50** · 11-01-2004, 01:52 PM

"Hey Chopper, sick balls!!!!"

The Governator called last week. He called me a girly man if I didn't vote Republican.

"Former Governor (not current Oakland mayor) Jerry Brown" called yesterday. Among his incessant babbling I could swear I heard the following...

I am governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles and never frowns
Soon I will be president

Carter power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
Your kids will meditate in school

California Uber alles
California Uber alles
Uber alles California
Uber alles California

Zen fascists will control you
Hundred percent natural
You will jog for the master race
And alway wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber alles
California Uber alles
Uber alles California
Uber alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas
Serpents eggs already hatched
You will croak you little clown
When you mess with president Brown
When you mess with president Brown

California Uber alles
California Uber alles
Uber alles California
Uber alles California

**jibij** · 11-01-2004, 01:55 PM

Madeline Albright just called me. I thought I was special.

13 · 11-01-2004, 02:15 PM

Why they're doing this is beyond me ... can we say "backfire?"

**Cornholio** · 11-01-2004, 02:17 PM

We've had so many canvassers at my (Ohio) place that I finally had to put this note on the door:

Dear MoveOn/Kerry Edwards,

I am a John Kerry supporter. Everyone I know is a John Kerry supporter. But I regret to inform you that if I get one more knock on this door I will cast my precious Ohio vote for George Bush. I shit you not.

Thanks for all your help-

Cornholio

**Beaver** · 11-01-2004, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Crinkle

Well so far ex-pres Billy Clinton, <snip>called the house to tell me to vote.

Dija ask him if Monica gives good head?

**spanky** · 11-01-2004, 03:58 PM

I too received a call from Slick Willy. I also got a call from Senator John Corzine (NJ) urging me to vote Democrat. Corzine is the former chairman of Goldman Sachs who bought his way into congress.