They Said It Couldn't Be Done...

[The Reverend Floater]

...but I've never been one to believe in rules.

I got dirty with a girl I had never "loved" before with my mustache intact. And it wasn't even halloween. Just straight 'stache, regular clothes and all. My friends all said that there was no way I could hook it up while I had the stache. They were wrong. Aaaaand...she had all her limbs and was reasonably attractive, too!

[Free Range Lobster]

staches have mysterious powers.

[Tap]

is it true what they say about the moustache = flaver saver?

or were you stuck with the Finger Moustache, which still wouldn't have been a bad thing? awwshit

[The Reverend Floater]

is it true what they say about the moustache = flaver saver?

or were you stuck with the Finger Moustache, which still wouldn't have been a bad thing? awwshit

I really wouldn't know...we didn't get very far because she kept laughing uncontrollably. The tickling part is definitely true, apparently. Alas, the stache is gone. I couldn't take it anymore. Every single morning I'd wake up and wince at my first glance in the mirror. Looked like a serial rapist was staring back at me. Now I'm just back to my old, creepy self.

[splat]

You trimmed it cleanly, poured it into in a bottle, and stuck it on that shelf with all your other 'encounter memorabilia', right, Rev?

[up an down]

You trimmed it cleanly, poured it into in a bottle, and stuck it on that shelf with all your other 'encounter memorabilia', right, Rev?

some day that collection will bring big bucks at ebay

[The Reverend Floater]

You trimmed it cleanly, poured it into in a bottle, and stuck it on that shelf with all your other 'encounter memorabilia', right, Rev?

Dude, that is just plain disturbing....and I like it.