I feel so slimy

[ak_powder_monkey]

I hit on a freshman today and she was into me, I feel like such an ass

on the other hand she hung on my every word

[Droopy]

I need a picture before this thread can continue, or at least a hotness rating?

Ugly 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Hot

Now this is based on her current looks, not potential future looks. Also I need to know her height/build. Things like breast size, weight approximation, assness, and any other pertinent information. Does she have braces, or ware glasses? Is she mentally mature at all? Can she carry on a normal conversation without sounding like a "freshmen"? Does she do any sports that require her to be flexible?

Upon examination of these questions I will let you know whether or not to have sex with here... because she is a freshmen you have a good chance (just dont let other people know, you dont want to be "that guy that fucks freshmen")

[ak_powder_monkey]

I'd say 6 on hotness scale, probably B cup, the other ones not quite sure yet

[Droopy]

Which of these girls is a 6?

[Ski Beaver]

<------ USA School system Jong!

What is a fresh-man, and why is AKPM wanting to hook up with one?

Droopy, at best 3 maybe 4 of the chicks there get an SB 6 rating.

[Droopy]

Freshmen is someone in their first year of highschool - so they would be in 9th grade

AKPM is a senior - last year of highschool 12th grade

[ak_powder_monkey]

Which of these girls is a 6?

I think I have really low standards

[Droopy]

Ok look, heres the deal basicaly, if she still looks really young then its a bad idea, just because it will be weird, but if she looks like she is older then its ok. Just do it before you turn 18 and it doesnt matter either way. your call... you dont want to let your sperm down do you??

[dipstik]

AKPM: uhhh

Freshman girl: omg so like do you like think its like gonna snow soon!? OMG I like totally love the snow its so cold!

AKPM: ummm

Freshman girl: OMG this one time i was like walking in the the snow and it was like totally the coolest thing ever!!

AKPM: uhmmm

[Droopy]

AKPM: Well ummm I'm a really good skiier

Freshmen Girl: OMG REALLY THATS SO COOL!! I have never been

AKPM: you live in alaska and have never been skiing?? Your hopeless...

Freshmen Girl: Hey thats not very nice

AKPM: Yeah whatever fuck you bitch, learn to ski

[Svengali]

So much Pussy!, so little Powder!
poor AkPm!

[Droopy]

Who is that guy ^^ ?

[crashnburn'd]

AKPM: uhhh

Freshman girl: omg so like do you like think its like gonna snow soon!? OMG I like totally love the snow its so cold!

AKPM: ummm

Freshman girl: OMG this one time i was like walking in the the snow and it was like totally the coolest thing ever!!

AKPM: uhmmm

Wow, big joe college steps in... Wait, you're a freshman right?

Also, if many of those girls in the pictures are 6's, I feel like .

[snowsprite]

What!? Those girls are all young and super-cute. None of them are 6's...they are all much better than that.

If you think those chicks are less than a 6, you need to stop looking at those air-brushed, chemical laden hags in pornos and get with a real (preferably breathing) woman...lol!

Sprite

[Viva]

What!? Those girls are all young and super-cute. None of them are 6's...they are all much better than that.

The one wearing the USC shirt is in the low 2's at best....must be a fucla wannabe.

[Free Range Lobster]

When in high schoo, freshmen are fair game.

Have at it son.

[A-wreck]

yeah....some of those girls are cute. But, none of them appear to be slutty.
Cute is good but those chicks look like they would be slackers in the sack

edit: the chick in the first pic wearing baby blue looks like she might have a pretty strong work ethic

[Droopy]

yeah....some of those girls are cute. But, none of them appear to be slutty.
Cute is good but those chicks look like they would be slackers in the sack

edit: the chick in the first pic wearing baby blue looks like she might have a pretty strong work ethic

Actuly, and far as work ethic goes the best 2 are
the second picture back row sun glasses and front row far left pink shirt

[A-wreck]

Actuly, and far as work ethic goes the best 2 are
the second picture back row sun glasses and front row far left pink shirt

I was eyeing the one w/sunglasses too. she looks like she can handle a 40 hour work week of manual labor.

[dipstik]

Wow, big joe college steps in... Wait, you're a freshman right?

huh? AKPM is talking about high school freshman, not college freshman. Theres a pretty big age difference....

Also, wtf is your problem with me? Seems like you're always jumpin on my back about the stupidest shit. If you have somethin to say to me, say it.

[Castro's]

Doesn't anybody use the 1 or 2 scale anymore? You know, 1=you'd do her, 2=you wouldn't.

[FNG]

1=i'd do her. 2=i'd do her drunk. 3=it's physically impossible for me to do her.

FYI AKPM: Freshmen girls are generally bad at sex. Naturally, it's because they haven't had much/any. You should fit right in here. It's your right as a senior to date freshmen girls...at least until they talk so much they make your ears bleed.

In college it's the same way. After 18 (or whatever the age of consent might be in your state) it's all fair game. Just don't expect to find meaningfull dinner conversation with 'em very often.

[Castro's]

Also AKPM, always remember the main thing:

Be a true maggot, do her in the pooper.

[Droopy]

Also AKPM, always remember the main thing:

Be a true maggot, do her in the pooper.

hes talking about the ass

[ak_powder_monkey]

Maybe I should start a poll

Tried avoiding her, I don't wanna screw freshmen, seems kinda creepy and I'd get beat up a lot, swimmings over, won't be seeing her again anytime soon

Now to hit on Skier Freshmen (wich happen to be much hotter, oh and ski)

Now if only I could find some freshmen in college, that could be fun