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Thread: The Angry Whelk is after me!

  1. #1
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    The Angry Whelk is after me!

    Last night rather than taking the reccomended dosage of Nyquill, I tipped the bottle back and gulped. They should call nyquill, the, "you better take this by the bed cause otherwise you will wake up asleep on the linolium floor medicine"...I digress...

    This morning I wake to that fuzzy eyes, dehydrated feeling one gets after a hefty night of out. Go to the bathroom to take the morning deuce, and i look over at the shower curtain, what do I see. That goddammed Angry Whelk looking at me sayin' SHinjuku Motherfucker, take the appropriate amount of nyquill and these hallucinations will stop.

    I needed proof, the first pic revealed nothing. So I broke out the magnifying glass. And i have proof the angry whelk lives on my shower curtain.

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    scary shit, mang.

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    two drops
    • Excessive, obsessive gear questioning 10 yards, loss of down
    • Not using techtak 5 yards
    • Excessive spraying 10 yards loss of down

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    Angry

    indy bathroom is much polluted. the cracker has stinky poo hole. he is luck that he woke not to find hair matted with bukkake spew. please get potpourri for the love of whelk.

    shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!

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    Looks like his cousin, McNasty Nautilus.
    We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Whelk
    indy bathroom is much polluted. the cracker has stinky poo hole. he is luck that he woke not to find hair matted with bukkake spew. please get potpourri for the love of whelk.

    shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!
    Much apology, sir angry whelk. Glade air freshener. Or light match.

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